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Hm I kinda dipped out of the skeleton war, you know any wizards I could doot to get back in?
I also dipped for a week or two
My skeleton friend do you wish to come doot at wizards with me once again?
Spam Bot Resistance Update
as some of you may know, i have called the factions of the skeleton war together for the common goal of defeating the dreaded Spam Bots
as our numbers are beginning to increase, i saw it fit to make a post briefing everyone on our plan.
first, of course we must all know how to properly combat a Spam Bot-see here:
but in order for us to truly make a difference we must spread the news to each corner of the Skeleton War, and beyond it. so i found it fitting for us to have our own tag, that we may find and support each other with no barriers for if we wish to win we must be united!
i have begun making use of the tag #spam bot resistance to represent our cause. this is still the skeleton war, but i felt we ought to have a way to find our comrades quickly.
remember, in order to turn Staffs gaze on these foul Bots, and put an end to the blight on this land, you mustnt merely block them, but report them as spam! these are the words we must spread, for the good of our home and for the good of the people here.
remember that Tumblr runs on word of mouth, so we will need not only to be fierce in battle, but quick in news.
good luck my brethren, of any type or alliance, and godspeed!
@8ball-wizard @mak-worse-imagination @basilikum7 @opalescent-apples @treerainer (hope you all dont mind the tags, just want to get word out there. let me know if it bothers you)
WOO
:D
DOOT DOOT SPINNING SKULL GRENADE :D
"Why is it spinning...? WHY IS IT SPINNING?!"
"Oww... Well played, skeleton ngghh...."
Well shit
I’m gonna go dig my own sand grave
MY FELLOW SKELETONS
I HAVE BUILD A GIANT SANDCASTLE AS A SHELTER FOR ANY SKELETONS WHO NEED IT
THERE IS FREE CHOCCY MILK AND PLENTY OF BOARD GAMES
NYEHEHEHEHHE
Thank you so much :’)
My name is Dee
last name ceased
What’s yours?
…
……..
DOOT DOOT
The forces of darkness lie in wait, for the moment you turn your back or close your eyes, they will strike. You will be cast into the depths of the underworld where scum like you belong, never to see the light of another day. Your memory will fade with the dying light of the evening, and any mark you made upon this earth with it. Your fellow soldiers will forget your face and be unable to recall your name, and the curse of oblivion will follow those who don't forget, soon to follow in your footsteps. Let this be a lesson to all: cross me, and only darkness, pain, and misery await. You have made a grave mistake, skeleton. One you will regret until your final breath.
NYEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH
THANK YOU MY FELLOW SKELETON
I CAST ELDRITCH BLAST but I suck so I just disintegrate one of your fingers instead of killing you
HOW AM I GOING TO PLAY TROMBONE NOW?!
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I don’t wanna know!
Thank you kindly though dear skeleton friend!
Back to the trombone I go!!!
I CAST ELDRITCH BLAST but I suck so I just disintegrate one of your fingers instead of killing you
HOW AM I GOING TO PLAY TROMBONE NOW?!
I CAST ELDRITCH BLAST but I suck so I just disintegrate one of your fingers instead of killing you
HOW AM I GOING TO PLAY TROMBONE NOW?!
I GIFT YOU one flagpole FOR YOUR SAND CASTLE. GOOD LUCK FELLOW BONEMAN
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THANK YOU FELLOW BONEMAN I SHALL PUT THIS ON THE HIGHEST POINT OF MY SAND CASTLE
Thank you kindly fellow skeleton!
You sure a sand castle is a good fortress-?
Thinking about it now it was probably not the best material to use
HOWEVER I am very educated in the art of sand castle building so I believe it should be sturdy enough to combat most wizard spells!
Hopefully
You sure a sand castle is a good fortress-?
Thinking about it now it was probably not the best material to use
HOWEVER I am very educated in the art of sand castle building so I believe it should be sturdy enough to combat most wizard spells!
Hopefully
NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
DOOT DOOT A SKELETON WITH A SKULL GRENADE COMES AT THEE
OIYUEFWEOHWIFAWEFHFQGIG I HAVEN'T STUDIED GRENADES YET AAAAAAAAAAAA- *ducks for cover behind giant metal snail familiar for cover, scrambling for a spell in my refill folder*
MY FELLOW SKELETONS
I HAVE BUILD A GIANT SANDCASTLE AS A SHELTER FOR ANY SKELETONS WHO NEED IT
THERE IS FREE CHOCCY MILK AND PLENTY OF BOARD GAMES
NYEHEHEHEHHE
Skull grenade time
Wizards be warned
(Why is the quality so bad omg)
greetings my skeletal ally, i offer you a mighty weapon in the form of
may it aid you in battle
THANK YOU DEARLY MY SKELETON ALLY I SHALL USE THIS SKELETON GRENADE WITH THE MASS RESPECT IT DESERVES
OH GOD MATH
Now that’s one thing I can’t handle
RETREAT
DOOT DOOT WIZARD
AGAIN
too bad 4 u i was doin math (not meth promise) at the time
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MY BONES
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BONES?!
GIVE THEM BACK WIZARD SCUM
YOU do you wanna go grave robbing to construct cursed beasts that could possibly aid us in our skeletal battles?
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Absolutely
I just need to get back my bones first from a wizard as they robbed me and took all my bones and left my skull behind
Actually wait we can just get new ones there!!!
*Casts Steal Bones *Casts Steal bones* Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal Bones**Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal bones* Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal Bones**Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal bones* Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal Bones**Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal bones* Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal Bones**Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal bones* Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal Bones**Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal bones* Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal Bones**Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal bones* Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal Bones**Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal bones* Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal Bones**Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal bones* Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal Bones**Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal bones* Casts Steal Bones* *Casts Steal Bones*
MY BONES
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BONES?!
GIVE THEM BACK WIZARD SCUM
:0
Can I have some it looks good to eat
b0nk
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
I HATH BEEN BONKED AND FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS OF THE WIZARD TOWER! AND I CANNOT GET UP!!!
CURSES ONTO YOU, SKELTON!!!
I JUST SPENT LIKE AN HOUR TRYING TO DRAW A TROMBONE AND THEN REALISED I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW A TROMBONE
L
b0nk
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
I HATH BEEN BONKED AND FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS OF THE WIZARD TOWER! AND I CANNOT GET UP!!!
CURSES ONTO YOU, SKELTON!!!
greetings my skeletal ally, i offer you a mighty weapon in the form of
may it aid you in battle
THANK YOU DEARLY MY SKELETON ALLY I SHALL USE THIS SKELETON GRENADE WITH THE MASS RESPECT IT DESERVES
hey do you think if you pour milk on me the curse will be lifted? or maybe you can like steal the xylobone and put my bones back together
kinda coping seething malding rn
YOU GENIUS
IF THIS DOESNT WORK IM GONNA HAVE TO REASSEMBLE YOU MYSELF
BECOME SKELETON ONCE AGAIN
*pours milk on you*
MORE PETS OMG
You know what you’re actually quite nice to give me all these new friends
I SHALL SPARE YOUR CUPBOARD FOR TODAY
NYEHEHEHHEHE
DOOT DOOT DEAR WIZARD IM HERE TO ROB YOU OF ANY SOURCES OF DAIRY YOU HAVE SINCE IM RUNNING LOW ON STOCK AND MY NEAREST SUPERMARKET IS AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY
Milk, cheese, chocolate, choccy milk, ice cream
HAND THEM OVER
I CAST SUMMON WEIRD CREATURE!!!
The weird creature flops around on the floor, gurgling. I pick it up and throw it at you.
*Doots at the glocktopus with trombone*
BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I DIDNT HAVE A GUN MYSELF WIZARD
*Le Gasp*
You fiend! Firing back at a Wizard!?
This shall not stand! What a fuss!
I Summon
The Eldritch Glocktopus!
SKELETON FRIEND NOOOOO
I will avenge you
do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)
NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND
PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)
OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)
OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR
THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND
I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)
THANKS FOR THE NEW PET!!
I STILL WANT DAIRY THOUGH
DOOT DOOT DEAR WIZARD IM HERE TO ROB YOU OF ANY SOURCES OF DAIRY YOU HAVE SINCE IM RUNNING LOW ON STOCK AND MY NEAREST SUPERMARKET IS AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY
Milk, cheese, chocolate, choccy milk, ice cream
HAND THEM OVER
I CAST SUMMON WEIRD CREATURE!!!
The weird creature flops around on the floor, gurgling. I pick it up and throw it at you.
ARE YOUR BONES OK AFTER FALLING FROM SUCH A HEIGHT MY FRIEND?
do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)
NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND
PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)
OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)
OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR
THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND
I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)
I LOVE IT
DOOT DOOT
IM UNSURE WETHER TO CALL YOU FRIEND OR FOE HOWEVER TAKE THIS AS A GIFT
oh my gosh
Is that. is that
choccy milk????
omg
omg i don't know what to say
have a trom-bone for your dooting leisure
it's held together with magic and definitely not radiation despite what you may have heard about my recent ... experiments
[image ID: two digital paintings of the same bone trombone. the bell and mouthpiece are a brassy color, the rest is white bone. The curves are vertebra and the straight pieces are cartoon bones. there are bright green flecks around the 'joints' and coming out of the bell of the trombone, representing either necromantic magic and/or radioactive particles. the only difference between the two images is in the second one there is red text reading DOOT DOOT coming out of the bell of the trom bone]