Skeleton War 2022 - Blog Posts

ARE YOUR BONES OK AFTER FALLING FROM SUCH A HEIGHT MY FRIEND?

do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)

NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND

PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)

OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)

OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR

THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND

I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)

I LOVE IT

DOOT DOOT

IM UNSURE WETHER TO CALL YOU FRIEND OR FOE HOWEVER TAKE THIS AS A GIFT

oh my gosh

Is that. is that

choccy milk????

omg

omg i don't know what to say

have a trom-bone for your dooting leisure

it's held together with magic and definitely not radiation despite what you may have heard about my recent ... experiments

[image ID: two digital paintings of the same bone trombone. the bell and mouthpiece are a brassy color, the rest is white bone. The curves are vertebra and the straight pieces are cartoon bones. there are bright green flecks around the 'joints' and coming out of the bell of the trombone, representing either necromantic magic and/or radioactive particles. the only difference between the two images is in the second one there is red text reading DOOT DOOT coming out of the bell of the trom bone]

D:

THE AUDACITY

do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)

NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND

PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)

OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)

OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR

THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND

I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)

do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)

NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND

PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)

OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)

OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR

THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND

I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)

hello skeleton friend i offer you a cheese selection for i have no milk on hand but love cheese. stay strong out there we will win this war

THANK YOU MY SKELETON FRIEND!!

I ALSO LOVE CHEESE

MAY OUR PATHS CROSS AGAIN SOON

UNTIL THEN I WISH YOU LUCK!DOWN WITH THE WIZARDS I SAY!!!

Who’s your favourite wizard

NONE OF THEM

I SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN

WIZARDS ARE SIMPLY OLD PEOPLE WITH GLITTER IN THEIR POCKETS AND SPARKLY BATH ROBES

*climbs on top of bear and uses one of my bones to guide it to where I want to go*

I HAVE ACQUIRED A NOBEL STEED

I SHALL NAME HIM LARRY

ONWARDS MY NOBEL STEED AND SLIME BOY GERALD LETS TRAMPLE THIS WIZARD

DOOT DOOT

*look on in horror at the op skeleton hurtling towards me*

AGAIN???!??

well I have one more trick up my sleeve 😈

*I reach into my wizardry sleeve and pull out a bottle of calcium repellant*

BAHAHAAA I GOT YOU NOW YOU SILLY GOOFY SKELETON

YOURE NOT GOING ANYWHERE WIZARD SCUM

ME AND GERALD HERE WILL BONK YOU

*teams up with the slime ball to take you down*

OH NO MY OWN CREATION WORKING AGAINST ME

*tucks beard into wizard cloak*

fine then...

I guess I will have to take **beary** important action

I cast

SUMMON BEAR

🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻

*a humorously small bear poofs into existence and starts running towards you in fury*

*befriends the sentient slime ball*

I LOVE HIM

AWEEEEEE THAT'S SO CUTE !!

*tries to slip away quietly while you are distracted*

NYEHEHE YOU FOOLISH WIZARD

YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN ME THE POWER TO HEAR TWICE AS WELL

actually wait I didn’t have ears before..wait

NO MATTER I STILL HAVE MY CLUB SO THEREFORE YOU SHALL BE BONKED

*runs after you*

*trips on long wizard beard and cartwheels onto the ground*

NO NOT AGAIN

*sees the skeleton with cat ears*

oh god WHAT HAVE I DONE

I CAST SLIME BOY

*a sentient slime ball gets hurled at you*

DOOT DOOT WIZARD SCUM

I HAVE DISCOVERED YOUR PLOT AND AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE YOUR COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN

b0nk

OH NO NO NO NO NO I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN SO QUICKLY

um.....

I CAST CAT HAT

*your jester hat grows cat ears and I begin to run away*

I’M JOINING THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS

DOWN WITH THE WIZARDS