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[I know I missed the last two weeks, sorry! Life be happening.]
I’m trying a thing this month where I plan to share a little bit of a fic I’m working on every Sunday, and we’re swerving back to Bob’s Burgers this week! @qilin-crusader sent a prompt for a Tina/Zeke Beauty and the Beast AU to @tacosandtouchtanks (found here) and expressed interest when I said I had an idea for how I wanted to parody the opening song from the Disney movie. (This is part of the opening scene, so there’s no Tina/Zeke yet, just setup.)
Word count is roughtly 1500, Tina’s POV, set the summer after The Bob’s Burgers Movie, no major warnings
“It’s just until Linda gets back,” Bob explains. “She’s in Florida helping her parents with something, so I’m manning the counter… and the grill … and bussing the tables when I can, but… it’s fine. Here. It’s – we’ve got it… fine.”
“Hmm,” says Mr. Fischoeder. “Have you considered child labor in the meantime?”
Tina leans over so she can see out the cook’s window. She waves her spatula at the two men. “Hi.”
“She’s fourteen,” Dad tells Mr. Fischoeder. “It’s not that illegal.”
“I’m not here to judge, Bob,” says Mr. Fischoeder.
“Really?” says Dad. “Because it kind of seemed like you were a minute ago.”
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