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So - Blog Posts
2 of these are inspired by things in the Erasermight discord. The other was just because.
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
the tumblr app is showing every single blog on here as empty to me right now so i expect im the only one left who can post this evidence of frogs secretly kissing in the muppet show. this snatched moment of tenderness in a cruel world
God it’s actually so fucking crazy how Chongyun & Xingqiu spend literally every living moment with each other, like actually canonically… like wtf.
Like, they’re always hanging out with one another - either with their group of friends, or mainly just with each other, they’re always by each other side when; going to events and festivals together, frequently eat meals together, they go on adventures and fight together as a fearsome duo (to the point of having stories told about them), when one of them needs help with something the first person they always go to is each other, and even when they’re in a group - they’re always more separate from the others, but closer to each other (be that either standing or sitting), etc, etc… they’re ALWAYS together..
And it doesn’t even end THERE!?
Chongyun & Xingqiu canonically take trips from Liyue Harbor to Qingce Village CONSISTENTLY, just to read books and do things together - they do it so consistent and often that the people who live there know them for it…
And that’s not even mentioning the fact it takes like at least 5 days by walking to get from Liyue Harbor to Qingce Village (realistically), AND THEN again back. Which is also not including the time they actually spend IN Qingce Village, which would probably be a couple of days to like weeks, since it takes like a week to get there and then again back. WHICH IS AGAIN, not including time spent together in Inns or something during the week from there and back, BUT ALSO where they’re staying when they’re actually in Qingce Village….
AGAIN, they do it CONSISTENTLY, and usually just to read together.
AND THEN, Xingqiu consistently, on a regular basis (to the point where it’s her FIRST thought) - stays at Chongyun’s house for up to 10 days to 2 weeks, as a result of many things, but usually because of something related to her family. SO NOT ONLY will they spend their entire day hanging out with each other doing.. EVERYTHING - they will end their day by hanging out with each other under the same roof (for who knows how many hours), AND THEN sleep under the same roof (which also simultaneously implies they’re around each other during the early morning before they go out..) FOR 2 FULL FUCKING WEEKS.
So not only do they spend every day with each other, but depending on where one of them or the both of them are staying/doing - they spend even MORE of their time with each other (and they’ve been like/doing this for YEARS.)
Every living and breathing moment is spent being by each other side… and that makes me fucking insane LIKE WTFFFF-
Lawson off road?
…Yuki would never
Toy Story Human Au
Idea that I’m probably not gonna write but a human toy story (I recently watched it and this has been rotting away in my brain).
Names and Ages
Woody Round 34
Jessie Round 28
Andy and Molly Round 8 & 2
Brady “Buzz” Lightyear 30
Henry “Mr. Potato” Spud 42
Rex Plastic 20
Bonnie “Bo” Peep 31
Jim “Slinky” Dog 39
John Hahnm 43
“Sarg. (No one knows his real name except Woody and wants to keep it that way) 48
Setup
Woody and Jessie are siblings raising Woody’s adopted kids, Andy and Molly(the only kids in town). They run a ranch called the “Roundup Ranch.” Woody’s prone to stress but is the unofficial leader of their small community with Jessie and Bo as his second. Slinky is often there to give him advice though, as the town’s only bartender. Jessie is even worse than her brother when it comes to anxiety but Bo helps her keep a level head. She likes Buzz and hopes to be his friend but his boisterous attitude in the beginning is a bit off putting.
Andy and Molly are orphans. Their mother died in a car accident years ago leaving them to the care of her childhood friend, Woody. They’ve been living with them ever since Molly was an infant and Andy was six. As the only children, they’re doted on by everyone in town and are a bit spoiled, but no one really minds. Andy insists on giving everyone nicknames and Molly follows along with a laugh.
Rex Plastic is the local gentle giant. He’s a little slow but he knows his strength and is so gentle with the children. He works on the ranch as a farmhand for a bed and meal.
Brady “Buzz” Lightyear is an astronaut who crash landed in their wild west esque town. Woody doesn’t trust him but his kids and sister like him so that’s something. He’s currently stranded there and thinks everyone is insane because even though it’s the modern age they still like to live in the wild west. He’s working to get back to his space program but is slowly getting attached to the small town.
Henry Spud runs the local bank with his business partner and friend John Hahnm. He’s called “Mr. Potato” by the kids, something that everyone starts doing. He’s missing one eye that he constantly replaces with a set of wild and fun false eyes to entertain the kids, before he only wore an eyepatch. Even though his soft on the children, to everyone else he's ornery and short tempered.
John Hahnm runs the local bank with Mr. Potato head. He’s a sarcastic old man but his wisecrack remarks are fun to be around. (Mr. Ham! No kids, it's Hahnm, say it with me, Hahnm. Ham!)
Bonnie Peep, called “Ms. Bo Peep,” tends to the local sheep and cattle(the irony is not lost on her). She’s dating Jessie and is one of Woody’s closest friends and confidants.
Jim “Slinky” Dog, his nickname surprisingly didn’t come from the kids, but Mr. Potato and Hahnm instead(Never play cards with that tricky bastard). He tends to the only bar in town as the only worker and owner. No one’s really sure where he came from, he just showed up one day with a fully stocked bar and an open ear. Even though he has a mysterious demeanor, Woody trusts him and that's enough for everyone else.
Sarg. He’s just as mysterious as Slinky but for much sadder reasons. Everyone can tell he’s a vet but his demeanor towards that part of his life is so negative and usually results in either violence or sobbing that everyone has steered away from it. Everyone except for Woody, he was the only one Sarg confided in when he first moved and that’s remained the same. When asked, Woody simply insists they leave him alone. For some reason though, he likes being called Sarg, it brings pride to him.
It’s not LURKING,... it’s extreme procrastination.
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Go to bed
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Nerevar and Dagoth
