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Boom Maria headcannon

Something that makes me giggle a lot when i think about it is that if Boom Maria was actually a person she wouldn't be Dead. She probably moved away to go to college and shadow took it to heart and is taking his misery out on everyone else. Like Shadow in boom probably isn't the "ultimate life form" he just has an inflated ego and Maria was probably his babysitter back home but being a Robotnik she was super intelligent and she went to off to college which left shadow heartbroken. He never really got over that because he never saw her again and it was like he lost his older sister and now he takes his anger out on everyone else and when she finally comes back for like a few episodes Shadow is very bitter that she "left him alone" and refuses to acknowledge her it's super petty and perfect for boom shadow Shadow: "i lost the only person that ever cared for me" Maria: "shadow I'm right here" Shadow "even now i can still hear her voice" Maria: "shadow you have to get over this"

typical team dark activities

I imagine this is Shadow kissing Sonic after one too many chili dogs

Headcannon

I'm going to empty out the sonic headcannons i have rolling around in my head. my first head cannon is that shadow can turn his head a full 180 degrees but he doesn't do it because the last time he did he made maria cry

making irrelevant thoughtless memes is my 9-5

watched the second movie and i could not stop thinking about this

live interview from the world's one and only blue blur

(ft that one incorrect quote)