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Dazai has calloused cold hands. Send Ask.
Hcs of Dazai with calloused cold hands | Bungo Stray Dogs | Dazai x reader
cheetozai you’ve done it again,, constantly raising the bar for the rest of us.. or however that video goes (found it)
A shiver runs up your spine. Behind you, Dazai grins mischievously, watching as you tense up and try to move forward and away from his touch. Cold is an understatement - the hands pressed against you are freezing. His touch is a bit rougher than he intends. While the touch itself is gentle, a soft brush over the bare skin of your back from underneath your shirt, the pads of his hands are calloused and rough leaving a slight scratchy feeling across the area.
You huff, turning your head to the side, glaring at him from the corner of your eye. “What are you doing?”
Pouting, Dazai gives you his best puppy dog eyes. “What? My hands are cold…”
“I can tell,” you scoff. “Get off!”
He gasps dramatically, hands still pressed against your back. “My, how cruel! You’d leave me to suffer with cold hands? You’d be so cold as to reject me after asking oh so politely for assistance?”
“Your hands are cold!” You grumble. “And you didn’t ask, you just put your hands under my shirt, weirdo."
needless to say he’s a menace.
Dazai will find any reason to constantly have his hands on you - holding yours, in your pockets, on your leg - to “warm them up” he claims
if you call him out, he’ll just whine and groan about how hard it is to have such cold hands all the time!!!! his body just doesn’t pump blood well enough to maintain decent body temperature :(
outside of using it as an excuse to constantly have his hands on you, he does genuinely struggle - keeping his hands in his pockets or sitting with them under his thighs for heat
and to scare people!!! he’ll just place his hand on Atsushi’s shoulder or grab Kunikida’s bicep when they’re unaware he’s behind them !!! he’s terrible and loves to laugh at others moving away so suddenly and shuddering at his jump scares
but also. the angst . Dazai who is touch starved :( thinking his ability is a curse and how this just further proves he shouldn’t touch anyone :(
and that is why he just grabs onto you at random 🙂↕️ so please endure!!! and maybe get him some gloves lol