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i just want someone with a cock to skullfuck me like they hate me 🥺 use my throat to get off and then ignore me until you want to do it again 💞
How to kill the seriousness of the theme (Mockingbird)... 😂
Today I dreamt I was in a musical-like shool play with my best friend, a young girl I didn't know (but I liked her instatnly) and a guy from the drama club I was in some years ago. The play was about "save the oceans" or something like that. The girl was playing the main role, of a diver, that went diving and talked to some sea wildlife. She first met my friend who was a turtle, then she met me who played a diva jellyfish (for some reason I always play the role of either the diva or the rat) and the other guy played as a crab with a plastic cup for a shell. I entered the stage singing something like "I'm so sad, oh, I'm so sad!" in an opera-like way, but the diver interrupted me (that was scripted so that was fine), then I started singing again but something happened with the music and I had to stop, during that a girl that was watching asked me to come off stage. I thought she wanted to take a picture of me but no, she actually wanted me to hold her dog's sunglasses while she took a picture of the dog. Then I returned to the stage and begun singing once again but the crab interrupted me (scripted). I got angry, made a scene and threw myself to the floor like a young child throwing a tantrum (this was scripted too) but then left the stage crawling. At the end I came back to stage and started singing "Don't Say Goodbye" (by Ellen Mclain) for some reason. I don't know why that song, but it was on script. Everyone loved that. Then I woke up.
035- Ah my love delicate as a flower, strong with a fight, raven black hair darker than the night, golden eyes in a sea of white, oh my love for you i would die
049- (just in the other room in his mind) Is the spelled with an a?
Good to remember you are one big bendy straw. Mr. Tube over here with his funny organs. 👈🙄😒
Random shit post
Person A: *walks into room*
Person B: *unwrapping a square of cheese*
Cat, sitting next to person B with a square of cheese on it's head and two more on it's back and one on its side: *waiting patiently*
Person A: what the hell are you doing?
Person B: I'm making a sculpture so I'm measuring the dementions of cat in cheese because the ruler is straight and the cat is not straight.
Person C in the background: neither am I!
Person D: *walks into room* what the hell are they doing?
Person A: measuring the dementions of our cat with cheese.
Person D: oh! I was gonna knit the cat a sweater, hey (person A's name) how many slices of cheese are in the sweater region?
Person A: about 12 or 13 I'd say.
Person D: I should probably get a second ball of wool then, thanks!
Person C: you might want to take your art project outside, the kitchen is on fire again.
Person B: what the fuck!? What is with you people?!
I don’t know what to post so here’s my fucking desk critters
I really can’t believe this happend...
SOOOO EMBARRASSING!!!!
And now everybody can see it QwQ
If he sees this well...You’re Welcome? And thank you for the inspiration for this comic!