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6 years ago

Hunger Games Strategy...

ENFP: Hey, INTJ. If you were chosen to be on the hunger games, what would your strategy be?

INTJ: I'd probably kill myself in a freak accident during training or something.

ENFP: Wow. That's incredibly sad and boring...

INTJ: *Internally* Challenge Accepted!

INTJ: That's right no one noticed that my accident was but a ruse! I faked my own death and escaped the hunger games before it even began. And I couldn't have pulled it off, if it weren't for my most trusted friend ENFP.

ENFP: Woah, what?! I'm in this too?!

INTJ: Damn, right you are!

INTJ: Then, I call for the aid of all our allies across the 13 districts to create a rebel army to topple the oppressive government.

ENFP: Oooh. Can I be like a General of your armies?

INTJ: Of course you can, my dear! Either that or my queen.

INTJ: and then, I will be their symbol of peace and justice! I will bring the end to the Hunger Games, and establish a new world order!

ENFP: All hail, INTJ! Overlord of Panem!

INTJ: MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!


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