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albedo headcannons(posted this for my beloved snookiepooh bear @kaidousecoli)
-He is the reason the water bill is so high because of how much time he spends in the shower contemplating life and the universe.
-He will recite the day’s events to you and talk about his findings every night to you because you always fall asleep, thinking his voice comforts you but in reality the stuff he talks about is just plain boring.
-IF he ever uses social media he will use full stops religiously and use the b&w filter on all his posts.
-He takes a long time in the shower catering to his hair despite the balding spots on his head.
-Allergic to peanuts.
-Won’t be able to tell you’re being sarcastic half of the time.
—Unironically listens to Charlie Puth(his favourite song is “we don’t talk anymore”)
-Young Sheldon is his favourite show because he relates to it on a spiritual level.
-Needs emotional support when he takes a fat shit.
-Snorts when he laughs.
-If you guys get a house it would look like a mental asylum because he doesn’t think decorations are practical.