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I can't help but see Skybound Starscream as someone who'd jump on bodies and masses of energon as if they were puddles like a toddler.
And now I can't help but think of the pepa pig song but about Starscream and murder.
Like those videos with the persons face just photoshopped on top and out of pocket narrative.
This is such an out of pocket crossover.
Imagine Starscream learning about human behaviour and mostly the internet.
And not on the 'aww he secretly still has a heart of gold' (honestly hate that). I mean in a way he only did it cause he was bored and only had human internet available.
And also for new insults he can use on Megatron without being understood so he can get away with it (he still gets abused cause Meg knew what he said was an insult) and cause when he says Cybertronian insults to humans they don't understand. He's just stepping up his roast battle game.
And soon others join in because they can't let Starscream have all the fun. And then Autobots (I know they hang out with humans but I think that they didn't dig into the 'mean' stuff) join in cause the battlefield was starting to be dominated by the decepticons due to the enormous metal damage.
And that's how all Cybertronians started to use human insults. Yeah I headcanon this now
Skywarp: Bet you're mom abandoned you
Starscream: Oh my mom died long ago.
Skywarp: Yeah well I'd also die to get away from you
Starscream: I killed her to relieve her from her misery and the loss of a functional mind. And to save myself.
Skywarp: HOLY FRAGGING PRIMUS I WAS JOKING
Skywarp: Dude I'm concerned am I next?
Starscream is the type of person to say womp womp at a funeral of someone he doesn't like (or even know they just crashed the place).
/Skyfire - Bumblebee - Windblade - Metalhawk/ is the type of person to apologise for his behaviour saying 'we're so sorry'.
But Starscream is the type of person to react to that by saying 'nah I said what I said. This one's sorry but I'm not.'
Bumblebee: We have you surrounded you murderer!
Starscream: I'm not a murderer I'm a killer
Bumblebee lowers weapon: Wait there's a difference? What's the difference?
Hot rod: I'm not smart enough to answer that. Just ask Starscream-- AND HE'S GETTING AWAY
Starscream ran away as soon as their attention was away from him.
Being near Him automatically lowers your brain cells.
Gosh I love my random brain, never stop being whatever tf you are