Curate, connect, and discover
soap sprayers spit out a soap photo of the devil on my windshield and i panicked. stepped on the gas but forgot i was in neutral and the engine roared like an angry evil man. jumped out of my skin so hard i laid my titties on the horn and immediately soaked my levis from gooch to ass.
my awful grandson zachary recorded it on his tiktok and now i can't get him to delete it. may have to confiscate his vape as a bargaining chip but the kid won't set the damn thing down
janice xx