That Last One Though - Blog Posts

Bible version: a king lusts after another man's wife

Veggie Tales version: a king wants another man's rubber duck

Bible version: threat of genocide

Veggie Tales version: threat of banishment to the island of perpetual tickling

Bible version: since they won't bow down before an idol, the king has them burned alive

Veggie Tales version: since they won't bow down before a chocolate bunny, the manager has them burned alive

Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.

"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"