The Brainrot Is Terminal - Blog Posts

jesus was such a mary sue tho

he's sooo not like other carpenters, he reads ✨ he's nice to everyone and literally everyone loves him. he's bffs with the edgy kids (read: sex workers and tax collectors). and the way he stood up to those mean girls for using his temples for capitalism 😤

rereading this, I sound like one of those hyper-religious fb mums desperately trying to appeal to the youths

i'm not, I just have brainrot

I feel like god was one of the og fanfic writers

like, he saw this planet full of blorbos, meow meows, what have you and just. chewed them up. threw so much angst and trauma at them and was having a great time

until he threw his own oc into the mix and chilled tf out

I was feeling silly