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2 months ago

Random stuff charlie said before, after and during sex with nick

- if i was any more ready i'd be the third rock from the sun

- i am SO GLAD you're not a shark

Wreck me big dad (he ment to say 'daddy' but ended up saying 'dad' and nick has yet to let him live it down)

- (during first time) holy crap... you're not a ken doll

- hey could you carry me to the bathtub and cuddle me while i play with my decoretive rubber duckie collection? I have a bathbomb

- HOLY SHIT IM NEVER GONNA WALK OR WEAR TIGHTS AGAIN

- im scared of having a vagina because of you

- (in dramatic voice) UNHAND ME WOMAN! ... wo-man? Man? Unhand me man? The fuck am i, a gangster getting arrested?

- jesus is a homosexual! Kumbaya!

- i will kill the next girl who hits on you at a party when im litrelly toung deep in your throat right infront of her (this did not happen during or after a party in which nick got hit on)

And finally

- i'd ask you to put a baby in me but im not sure im ready to get fucked that good ever in my life


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