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Caldarus, my dear, you just woke up from your eternal sleep and THIS is what’s happening?? I know you’re an immortal dragon guardian, but I also know you can still feel pain, yet here you are, unable to cook, brushing your hair with a tree branch, and eating random objects to regain your memories. Please, I am begging you, let me take care of you before you accidentally speedrun your own downfall. 😭💀
so like out of all the dialogue i've gotten from caldarus, he:
can't cook for shit. he burns fried rice and his noodles turn black. his cakes will not rise
had a Caffeine incident
struggles with having long hair, gets leaves tangled in it and used to brush it with his claws. switched to a pine branch because "it's faster"
in an attempt to regain his memories he's grinding literally everything he finds and eating it
thinks that if he had wings in this form it would make it difficult to sleep in bed
hopeless at organizing all his damn scrolls (he swears hes not a messy person though please believe him)
is a Fabric Freak™