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Only a man of his greatness will understand the pleasure of having a bunch of farm animals in his care.
I also feel like he uses them to prank people and or annoy the crap outa them because honestly imagine having to shovel all the crap up. That’s like the worst job- especially off carpet
I want hatter to have a cow. I want him to treat the cow like it’s his child. Like it’s a gift from the gods. I want him to find the best bell collar, decorate the ears with ribbons. Omfg imagine him like painting the hooves to match his own nail polish.
Oh and it most definitely sleeps in his bed and he sleep in a hammock hanging above him