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What if Guillermo can live forever (-being a vampire)

okay so please hear me out here, this has been in my head since we found out Guillermo can’t really truly be a vampire (due to his van helsing genes). I’ve heard theories that Guillermo could be some type of energy vampire but personally it just doesn’t sit right with me, so here is my alternative.

First of all, do you remember the witches who used semen spells to stay young forever? What if Guillermo, who already has a link with those witches and continues to keep in contact with them regularly and most likely at this point has at-least a rudimentary understanding of how the potions are made, ends up as a witch/wizard?

Guillermo takes/is given the recipe for the immortality potion by the witches, uses it to stay alive forever and be with Nandor and the other vampires, and to finally be a part of the world he’s always loved (though not in the way he’s truly wanted, but I feel he would come to terms with that and end up enjoying not having to kill people to stay alive).

And! Though this bit is NSFW (but what part of that show isn’t), Guillermo could either cut ties with the witches or become friends with them (get Nadja some more female/femme friends too so she can watch Mamma Mia with!) and get the semen for himself from Nandor. Be pretty easy if those two end up together (THEY BETTER) and become a thing, because as much as I love to head cannon characters as asexual, those two are not ace. So honestly it’s a win win WIN situation!

Now this could be totally wrong but it’s been stuck with me for months and I thought I’d atleast share it with some people! Let me know if this makes any sense at all, and if you have any questions on the logistics of how this would work that I did not explain! <333

The cycle of Little Nightmares

Mono is the thin man. This is canon. Very likely made possible by the distortion of time in the TV dimension.

But I've been so confused about the theories on Six being the Lady of the Maw. Someone help me out here. I really thought Six became a part of the cycle (this seems to be a recurring theme in the games) not in the literal sense but because they already had an insatiable appetite at the end of the first game that they had no choice but to follow in the steps of the lady, luring the guests of the maw to drain them eventually.

And then there's this photo.

So wouldn't the children's names sort of symbolize their roles

Six became the sixth lady but there is only one Mono

Idk, Tarsier studios just walked out before clarifying anything.

What if the reason doof became evil again isn’t something funny like wanting to fight Perry. But because he learned that Perry would be relocated because he didn’t have a nemesis. And doof knew Perry would be sad about this so he quickly went of social media and posted he was evil again so Perry could stay.

guys oml you know that theory that granny norma and the onceler were together at one point and ted is his grandson?? i just noticed that after granny norma and ted talked about how he hadn’t heard about trees yet granny went into the store alone and came right back like five seconds later with marshmallows. like maybe ted made a list but dude oml why have i not seen this pointed out

This isn’t really an analysis, more of a theory..

In Indigo Park, every mascot’s name starts with the same letter as their animal:

Rambley=Raccoon

Mollie=Macaw

Salem=Skunk

Lloyd=Lion

But Finley is just “sea serpent”. First of all, that’s the only creature that doesn’t exist irl. Second, the first letter of his name doesn’t match his animal.

I think that Finley is definitely a fish, and originally he was just called “Finley the fish”. But then SOMETHING happened to all the animals, and then Finley just didn’t look like a fish anymore. This is why he isn’t a real animal.