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So I took the “what common trope are you” personality test thing.

I think it was pretty accurate.

Anyway,

What if human ears were floppy like golden retriever ears, but still shaped like human ears

Just floppy skin discs attached to the side of your head

Better yet, what if your teeth were like ooblec, and were constantly just like flabby and flaccid until you eat, but they're still kind of squishy

Imagine talking with these just like jiggly bones moving around in your mouth

So it's basically like you only have gums, but with wobbly bones, and it's really hard to not bite them when you're talking

Like when you bite your tongue

Do teeth have nerves?

They do in fact have nerves.

So it would be just very painful a lot of the time because you’d bite your teeth a lot.