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— soooooooooo... tbhk spy x family au

inspired after this post ! genuinely thinking about writing this with other people 👀 if anyone’s interested... i regret even thinking about it LMAOsomeone help me with the roles

so! roles!

setup #1 — tis does not work

teru as loid

tiara as anya

aoi as yor

akane as yuri (i’m so happy by how the roles fit)

?? as franky

??????? as damian

ok maybe the damian plot won’t work...

setup #2 — ooooooh boy.

nene as anya

hanako as damian (ooooooh boy)

becky blackbell as aoi!!! yes!!

loid as teru??? (this is gonna be weird...)

yor?????? i-

setup #3 — ohhhhh no.

hanako as anya

tsuchigomori as loid (nothing wrong there. this is good.)

yako as yor (kinda fits? ish?)

nene as damian (ohhhhhhhhh no.)

we manifest hakujoudai into bond forger

for questionable reasons, demetrius desmond has turned into aoi

who tf are nene’s parents??

i give up on becky blackbell.

setup #4 — we are turning the storyline into a mess (but this works)

main important cast

nene as anya

hanako as damian

hakujoudai as bond

teru & aoi as loid & yor...

akane = yuri briar >:)

becky blackbell ... mei shijima??

school people

yako & tsuchigomori as hanako/damian’s parents but nicer

uhhh tsukasa as demetrius desmond (oh wait tsukasa EXISTED)

kou = emile

mitsuba = ewen (mitsukou sideplot spotted)

setup #5 — my mind is melting but my heart will go on

ships we achieved: - hananene through damianya - teruaoi & terukane(ish) through loid, yor & yuri - past tsuchiyako through martha & henry henderson - broken hakusumi through damian’s parents (this is cursed)

main important cast

nene as anya

hanako as damian

hakujoudai as bond

teru & aoi as loid & yor...

akane = yuri briar >:)

becky blackbell ... mei shijima?? kou lmao

we give the title of the bill person to mitsuba... because i feel like becky would end up w him... but they don’t match at all...

school people

sakura and natsuhiko hakubo & sumire as hanako/damian’s parents

uhhh tsukasa as demetrius desmond (oh wait tsukasa EXISTED)

?? = emile

?? = ewen

sakura & natsuhiko no one as becky’s parents (we ignore and write them as side characters)

yako as martha (the blackbell butler)!!! both queens

tsuchigomori as henry henderson

the spy & assassin stuffs

sakura as sylvia sherwood/handler

who??? as fiona frost