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POV: Stanford pines
Today Staley is out all day trying to get some babe’s, that means I’m all by myself on the boat which is great because I have something that even Stanley doesn’t know about, GOD if Stanley finds out I won’t know what do with my self. To most people it’s disgusting but to me it’s the most wonderful thing in the world, even the thought of it makes me squall with excellent.
You see I’m a bit of collector what am I collecting, I ask in my head well roaches of course every stop we go to I collect the roaches, all round the world we had been. Of course I kill roaches when I put them in my big old box, I’m not a monster you see. Stan would ask me sometimes what the box was for, I would laugh and say a lot of scientific papers, Stanley would always buy it. Which always did me feel very guilty but I know he would never understand, none would.
Funny thing I actually hate roaches but why would you collect them if you hate them soooo much, I would usually hear a voice in my head say. Well after weirdmageddon I started imaging bill and his henchman as roaches, I mean, I had to go for the head so Stanley could beat him. The roaches are a reminder of the torture I had to go throw when I was with bill, I wanted to kill him so badly, I tried to kill him so many times he would always, just keep living no matter how hard I tried. I know it’s inhumane to just kill roaches who didn’t do anything wrong, but it makes me have less painful panic attacks, Stanley would try and comfort me when I was having a panic attack, but he isn’t the best at comforting me.
As I was hugging the box a terrifying idea came to mind, what if I just ate the cockroaches I mean it’s just a waste if I don’t. Suddenly I opened the box and grabbed with my six Fingers, a hand full of roaches and than stuffed them in my mouth, a couple go on the floor. Don’t know what I was expecting but it tasted disgusting, I wanted to vomit so terribly but I didn’t, I kept eating until none was in my mouth. Putting the ones on the floor back into the box, than I realised how utterly unnecessary that was, I didn’t even wash them or cook them image how many diseases here could be on here.Suddenly I felt powerful now, felt like I could do anything now, I know this odd but I wanted to keep eating them, of course next time I would have clean and cook them.
Putting the box under the bed where I would usually put.Finally Stanley came back I acted like nothing happened, I asked him how was his day he said it was alright, than he asked me what was I doing when he was away. I simply said trying to catch new fish to write in my journal, he told me that he would be away for the day again but tomorrow we will be sailing again. This is really a bad thing to think but I got kind of excited at the thought he would be away, and I would be able to eat my roaches again. Looking at me all worried just to ease him I told him, that I was just excited to do “nerd stuff” he looked at me again liked he understood.
The day was finally here, I said my goodbyes to Stanley as he walked away out of sight I ran as fast as I can to the bedroom, got the box under my bed to the kitchen. And started to wash the roaches than got the pan put oil in it, turned the stove on lighted the match going to wait a while so the oil can spread out. Now thinking about how am I going to do this, than an idea popped in my head what if I made a roach sandwich, it was a brilliant idea, got the pot with water on. Putting two normal sized roaches in here to boil, than got out two big roaches and put them on the pan. When the roaches where done I got a plate and putting the roaches which were as big as a average woman’s hand, to the plate, than I got the two average sized roaches on the plate as well. Made the big roaches the bead and the other roaches where in the middle.
I'm not finished but hope you like this disgusting fanfic, also I wrote this when I was thinking about eating roaches, yesss I know I'm weird