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Hi! This is canon now. MXTX can fight me personally on it if she disagrees. That’s all!
shen qingqiu, clutching his side: qinghua. shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qingqiu: you know all those times you mentioned binghe carrying his wives “bridal style”? shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qinqiu: did you ever specify how demon bridal style actually works?? shang qinghua: … um. shen qingqiu: BECAUSE I ASKED MOBEI-JUN TO PICK ME UP THAT WAY AND HE JUST THREW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF RICE.
meanwhile shang qinghua is panicking remembering all the times mobei jun has carried him like that