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What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”
Hear me out :
Bowser and Luigi dating yada yada, internally Mario is seething and holding back murder urges everytime he sees Bowser pawing at his sweet baby brother.
But! Anyone trying to mock or criticise them, he gets very snappy and acts very supportive of his brother's relationship.
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"Mr Mario, what do you say about the rumours concerning your brother colluding with the Koopa King ? Aren't worried of a possible conspiracy?"
"I want you to come closer and repeat to my face that you think my brother could be a traitor. Go on."
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Kamek : "Your pathetic brother will never be good enough for our king!"
Mario : "you're really questioning your king's taste ?? After everything he did for you?? You disgust me."
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"Aren't you angry your brother is dating...you know..."
"What, a guy ? A Koopa ? Why, you got a problem with any of that ?"
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Bowser : "Yesterday we had lunch at Luigi's home and his brother kept stabbing meatballs while staring straight at me. Then when we went for a walk at the market someone refused to sell me a thing, and before I could do anything Mario spent ten minutes making a scene about how rude, unprofessional and disrespectful that was. I guess, there was a lot of Italian and gestures involved. He ended up buying us a cake at another shop."
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Some random Goomba on their coffee break in Bowser's castle: "yeah I don't think their relationship is gonna last, I mean it's clear that Luigi is too soft for the boss-"
Mario emerging from a potted plant with fire in his eyes : "what did you say 'bout my brother?? He's not good enough for a king, my brother ??"
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Luigi, tearing up : "I'm so glad you and Bowser are getting along better..."
Mario : "Just to be sure, you two still aren't breaking up ?"
Luigi, deadpan : "No."
Mario : "Cazzo. Not even a little ?"
New series called Skizz and Lizz in which Skizz and Lizzie play hardcore together you agree reblog
Quote from Ncuti Gatwa's recent interview in Rolling Stone UK:
“My Doctor is emotionally vulnerable. He hides it with humour, but he’s lonely,” says Gatwa of his forthcoming reinvention of the ever-changing Doctor.
I'm gonna hold out the teensiest-tiniest bit of hope that they'll make some sort of reference to the Doctor losing Yaz as a reason for this loneliness.