Thurfian Apologist - Blog Posts

I will try to write a little thing soon, something naughty

Imagine being in a relationship with Thrawn and seeing Thurfian in secret, or vice versa. The Drama ✨ the scandal ✨the insolence ✨ he will shit talk all the time !

Oh gods yes.

I will try to write something as well, but the thought of actually writing what I want to read makes me gag. The work 🥲

😂 Oh but this is going to be so much fun.

Thank you for indulging me in my horny brainrots !

He's not keen on cunni but he's a killer at fingering ! Boy oh boy those hands do wonders, and he takes great pride at making you cum only with his fingers, especially when he's youger. 😩 He would look you in the eyes and licks his fingers clean with a smirk.

Thrawn is the opposite, he's the cunni boy of our hearts❤️

I welcome all Thurfian thots and headcannons, I am now hooked. Seriously need those fics now.

Yeah, I can see that. His fingers are so long and slender. And you look so good laid in front of him, how could he resist?

But on that note, he is all for you servicing him.

Yeah, young Thurfian is really selfish. Patriarch Thurfian is more laid back and a giver, he would do it for his girl.

Now does he has any game ? 🤭

Wether Syndic or Patriarch do you think he found success with women ?

Oh definitely. If only for the fact that he's powerful, more than a few women have found their ways into his bedchambers.

But personally I believe that even if at first glance he seems unlikely to flirt, maybe even prudish, he is extremely charismatic.

Interesting point again: pussy eating, is Thurfian good at it ? Does he licks them like a champ ? Or is meh, or terrible or outright refuses to go down on you ?

I don't think it's his favorite. Like he can do it, especially when he reaches his older years he'll go down every once in a while, when he's younger it's probably a no go though. It's definitely a treat but nothing to write home about.

Now I think he would like to sleep with humans, like... The scandal 😏

He would verbally and publicly denonce those indecent ways but once doors are closed ? Put those pretty alien lips to use on your Patriarch

That is so self indulgent, I am all here for it. He would fuel the fires when he's bored.

Oh no spoil, I'm not there yet 😆

He would be a stern father but will totally become soft touch with his grand childrens ! The most indulgent person you'll ever met, at the Great dam of his own children. He will spoil them rotten !

Oh totally! More soft with a daughter than a son. But he raised them to survive with the Aristocra. His kids are shocked when they hear him baby talking his grandbabies.

Interesting point, only sons ? I do see him go crazy for his daughter yet. But yeah he would be super protective, like Thrawn, just a different way.

(Thrawn totally wants girls, but would be happy with boys)

I think that Thurfian would want boys, but would be crazy for his daughter. Tell her the story of how Thalias held him at gunpoint, and be like "never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in."

I think he has two phases in his sex life: the first one where he ABSOLUTELY rage fuck (ie Thrawn did a thing AGAIN) and you get absolutely ravaged, can't walk for 3 days, fistfull of hair, ass slapping, I-will-bite-down-your-throat sex when he was a syndic.

And the second phase where he is a patriarch, when he is older, when the weight of the family and responsabilities are on him, when he just aspire to simpler thing, when he just wants a good girl to hug and kiss. Things are slower, sloppier, more languorous, he actually take the time to appreciate...

I just like my men tender, it kills me every time

At heart he is a protector. I think as he gets older he gets slightly more playful as well. Those bites become nibbles, ass slapping becomes him grabbing fistfulls and dragging you lazily ontop of him. (Also I love how it's a universally known truth that Chiss bite.)

I think that it would only be when he's older and more relaxed that the thought of children would even be breached. Young syndic Thurfian? Oh hell no. Patriarch Thurfian? Yeah I can see him as a father.

But not a girl dad 🤔 only sons. Thrawn is the girl dad.

He want to receive and give praises ! I think he rarely heard "Thank you" or "Good job" when he was a syndic (more now that he is patriarch) so it works well on him. And at the opposite nobody's doing enough of a good job for his taste, so when you're being his good girl he will tell you 😩

You're making me scream Anon. Taking from the "nobody's doing enough of a good job," this man absolutely anger fucks. Like bad day at work? Prepare to be pounded.

And he's silent when he's angry, he doesn't start yelling, he just clenches his jaw and gestures to the bed.

Hmmm... I'm sure he would let me ride him. Laying on the bed with a glass of wine in a dressing gown, he would let me do it, ordering me the pace and telling me i'm doing good work for him.

I'm sure he has a praise kink

Okay okay you got me there. I can see him as a cowgirl type of guy.

And that praise kink 😳

I'm just saying he'd probably be crazy for a "my Patriarch."

Wait...

The "Come here" whith his finger is replaying in my mind 😩 Do you think he would let me sit on his lap ? I could hug him while he works and whisper sweet nothing into his ear.

I think he would be a very bossy lover, but would he be overly dominant ? I am not so sure

I'm imagining being tucked underneath his chin, so I'm going to say yes. Also sitting at the base of his chair while he works is probably commonplace.

He wouldn't be overly dominant, he probably likes letting go every once in a while. Create a safe place for him where he doesn't have to be the Patriarch, he can just be Thurfian. But make no mistake, I don't think he'll ever let you top him, he can't give up that much control.

What kind of lover do you think he is ? I think he would be temperamental but also patient and gentle with you.

I don't get bad vibe from him, the guy just seems tired and I wanna be his matress. 😩

OMG YES. He is very tired, give him a massage while he works and he'll love you forever.

I don't imagine him to be much for outward shows of affection. He comes across as very stern and I think that would cross over into his love life as well. He seems cold and distant, to outsiders. He expects his partner to maintain a respectable image. If you're having trouble understanding something, or just having a bad day he's very, sigh "come here" with a beckoning finger to his very large red armchair.

He's never going to be one for physical touch I don't think, instead he'll prefer to just sit across from you and talk. He's very big on communication. And he might even give you presents.

Lmfao, I don't know if the fandom would be ready for Thurfian x reader fics 😂

😂 We would be disgusted with ourselves for enjoying them.

Don't feel sorry. I'm a Thurfian apologist and a Thrawn apologist at the same time, so it's fun.

The thing is, Thurfian is the character that is mostly always right, he does it for the Ascendancy and see Thrawn for the actual menace that he his, but he has a hard time proving because Thrawn is a prodigy that always get away with everything (until he doesn't).

I bet he gained white hair early thanks to our dear Grand Admiral.

I actually ask myself if I shouldn't write for him from time to time, but the fandom for the Ascandancy trilogy is really niche.

You absolutely should write for him, the fandom is niche, but those who are here are like parasites and we need to feed. Plus I've been looking for good Thurfian fics.

One of the things that fascinates me about the Thrawn trilogies is that he always has a mirror. During the Empire Era it's Pryce and to a certain extent Krennic, even Tarkin from a certain point of view. In the Acendancy Era it was supposed to be Thrass, but his time was cut short (😔). Thalias tried to fill the role, but his mirror shouldn't agree with him. Thurfian is a prodigy of his own right. He does not have the strategic skills of Thrawn when it comes to the battlefield, but when it comes to matters of the court there is no one that you would be in better hands with. Whether you like it or not.

I believe is that Thurfian is just as much of a menace as Thrawn. Thrawn cannot possibly see the devastation that his actions take on the Acendancy from within, but Thurfian cannot see the affects of his inaction from without.

And yes, Thurfian isn't that old, he just has permanent stress lines.

I promise I'm not a Thurfian apologist. It's just that he's an interesting, dynamic character and I desperately want Thrawn to be accepted by his people.