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Random headcanon time
(Ok I watched a tick tock that went down kind of like this... just trust me)
It was a normal Wednesday afternoon Desmond didn't have work that day and was chilling on the couch with his ancestors (more specifically Altair, Connor, ezio and Jacob) Shaun, Malik, and leonardo Da Vinci. They were watching T.V. (Spongebob cause why not) when bayek was helping Aya with laundry, rebecca having to help teach them how to use a washing machine.
All of a sudden the T.V. switched channels for breaking news.
Jacob: what the bloody hell?
Connor: what happened to the T.V. Desmond.
Desmond: chill out guys it's only the news, they usually do this when they have exciting or horrible news. Most of the time it's uh... usually bad.
Leonardo: oh dear.
Ezio: don't worry I'm sure there's a chance its it's not all that bad amico.
News caster: good evening fokes this is channel 2 news, I'm here today with breaking news. I'm here live in luxury Egypt for a shocking discovery.
Altair: hey Bayek isn't that where you lived thousands of years ago?
Bayek had walked behind the couch with a basket of laundry in his hands as his wife Aya walked behind him with clean folded towels.
Bayek: hm? Oh yes indeed. Aya look it's our home in Egypt.
Aya: oh yes, wonder why the news is talking about Egypt?
Malik: maybe they found another piece of Eden or something of your past?
Leonardo: another piece of Eden, *gasp* how exciting!
Ezio: you get excited about a lot of things amico.
Jacob: Ah, I don't get how you could get excited about the pieces of Eden. If you ask me there just a waist of time.
Shaun: Ssh! let's here what they say.
Shaun turns up the volume on the T.V.
Dave: More then 20 sealed coffins discovered near luxury Egypt.
In that moment Bayek and Aya their eyes widened in shock.
Malik: well it's no piece of Eden but I guess its something.
Jacob: Wait so the T.V decided that the boring news would be better then spongebob?! Boo!
Bayek and Aya then both drop everything in their hands in shock, once they did everyone turned over to them.
Desmond: Bayek? Aya? You guys... ok?
*Music in back ground intensifies*
Bayek: PUT THAT SH*T BACK!!!!!
Everyone quickly jerked back the minute he shouted.
Bayek: THIS IS NOT THE YEAR!!!
Desmond: jesus christ! What the hell Bayek?!
*Bayek starts hyperventilating*
Jacob: bloody hell what's wrong with you?!
Bayek: SHAUN GET THE ASSASSIN'S VAN STARTED AND GET EVERYONE IN THE VAN RIGHT NOW!!! AYA GET SENU AND LETS GO!!!
Shaun: why?! What do we need to go to Egypt for?!
Bayek: you don't understand! Those tombs are CURSED!!!
Aya: Bayek's right those tombs are SUPER CURSED!!!
Altair: what do you mean by cursed?
Bayek: it was said that a family shared the same barel ground thus explaining the 20 tombs, put a curse on there own graves before they passed.
Aya: and it was said that who ever disturbs the died of the 20 tombs of Luxury Egypt would bring terrible darkness and destruction of hell across the globe for a whole year!
Ezio: Dio mio, that can't be good!
Shaun: oh come on guys everyone knows curses aren't real.
Leonardo: I'm with Shaun on this one. Curses in Egypt technically aren't real. Its actually all the ancient air and germs that have been sealed away is the tombs for over thousands of years causing the sudden illnesses by exposure from inside the tombs.
Shaun: thank you leonardo.
Connor: I don't know Shuan maybe we should listen to Bayek. Curses are no joke.
Jacob: jokes jokes joke-
Altair: shut up Jacob!
Jacob: ... *pouts*
Desmond: really Shuan? You don't believe in curses, after everything we went threw together, you still don't believe in curses?
Shaun: Desmond everything that has literally happened to us can be scientifically explained and has a perfectly good logical explanation for all of it.
Desmond: what about me coming back to life?
Shaun: ... shut up Desmond.
Desmond: whatever.
Malik: either way, what can we do about?
Jacob: Aah I'm sure it'll be fine, right Shaun.
Shaun: exactly. Besides the year 2019 is almost over, what's the worst that could happen.
...
And that's how the year 2020 became an absolute nightmare of a year for the entire world.
This is why you listen to your elders kids it might just save the world.
Tick Tock
The time is ticking down
Ever wonder when you'll be buried in the kind ground?
Never knowing the complex answers,
To simple questions
How do you see, how do others see your reflection? Would you want to know your time?
What if it was after reading this very line?
How would you want to do?
I don't want to be forgotten
This world is rotten I desperately want to leave a good mark
Stardust going back to dark
Matter is neither created nor destroyed
Humans going back to blank
But this last time your aunt stank Earth magic
Turning people's lives into tragic
This world takes all back home
Tick tock
Are you friends or are you fighting the clock? Some can't wait
Others believe that they don't deserve the white gate
Poor nonbelievers
They take the tick tock truth how it is
That's why we miss