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--Ep 1 - Cartman Family Tkls--
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|Lee - Cartman -- Ler - Liane|
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"Young man! This is the last time I'm going to say it! You need to be nicer to your friends!" Liane scolded, having enough of her sons attitude
"Shut the fuck up meem!" Cartman lashed back, crossing his arms
Liane gasped "Eric! You cannot say that! It's a very naughty word!" Liane scolded, moving her finger up and down
Eric followed it with his gaze, looking unimpressed
"Eric, you BETTER get your act together or else!"
"Or else WHAT meem?" Cartman asked with sass
"Oh, I've just had about enough of you!" Liane groaned in frustration at her sons disobedience
"Ugh... how do other parents discipline their kids?.. I'd never hurt Eric... grounding him won't be effective..." Liane thought before getting an idea
"Well... if you don't start listening, I'll have no choice but to punish you." Liane walked closer
Eric was a bit intimidated, backing away a little before she grabbed his wrist. Gently, but damn her grip was tight.
"...Let me go." He demanded, his voice growing called.
"I'll count to three. 1."
"Mom."
"2."
"Don't hit three."
"..."
"Mom?!"
"Three."
Once she hit three, Cartman slammed his eyes shut. He peeked out in confusion, looking at his mom. "Huh--?" Before he felt a tingly feeling on his side and Liane kneel down
"Pfft-- *snort* mohohohom!" His giggles may be ugly to some, but for Liane, it was adorable
"Awh, it's good to hear you laugh like this again, Eric!"
"Fuhuhucking stohohohop *snort*" His giggles/laughter was very snorty and squealy to say the least
"Now, you brought this upon yourself, Eric! You know mommy wouldn't hit you, so what other options were there? Besides, I see your little friend Kyle to this to you all the time when you make him upset!" Liane said with a smile
Cartmans face flushed a little more as his giggles grew slightly "You WHAHAHAT?! *squeal*"
"Yeah! Even saw Kenny do it once..."
"OHO-- *snort* YOU FUHUHUHUCKING SPYHYHYHYHYHY!!! *snort*" Cartman tried to push his mom's hands away
(I heacanon that when he gets embarrassed his laughter can grow:D)
"Now now, Eric. That's not polite." She teased slightly
"STAHAHAHAHAP!!"
"Manners, Eric." She said in a stern tone
The fat boy snorted and squealed, trying his best
"Nope!" She targeted his stomach. Oh his fucking stomach.
"NAHAHAHA-- *snort WAHAHAIT-! NOT-- *snort* NOHOHOHOHO!! *snort*" His high giggles turned to laughter
"My, so snorty!"
"MOHOHOHOHOHOM!!"
"Will you be nicer to your friends?"
"YEHEHES-! FUHUHUHUCK-- *snort* I WILL!! I WILL I WILL I WIHIHIHIHIHIHIIILL!!" Cartman held his mom's wrist, not knowing what else to do.
"Manners!" She reminded
"YEHEHEHES!! I WIHIHIHILL!!"
"Promise?"
"I SWEHEHEHEAR ON-- *snort* ALL FUHUHUHUCKING JEHEHEHEWS AND ABOHOHOHOHOVE!! *snort* JUST QUIHIHIHIT IHIHIHIHIT!!! *squeal*" Some tears rolled down his face
Liane smiled softly and stopped, letting her baby boy pant and huff as she held him
"That's a good boy, Eric. How about we get some ice cream as a reward?" She went back to her usual sweet sounding self.
"Ye... yeheah..." he sighed
❤️End💙
☆This'll be a small series of all the families in South Park! (Ones that I actually give a shit about--) I started off with Cartman since he is my favorite. Thanks for reading, Sunflower!!♡♡ Also, pardon me if some parts is offensive to some. It's Eric... I don't know what else to tell you.☆