True Tho - Blog Posts

the joxter, upon learning about snufkin’s existence:

My friend said the most ace thing I have ever heard

Who needs sex when banana bread exists?

and if the rain that touches your skin traveled miles to find you, then so will everything that's written in your name.

SHE DESERVED BETTER

this is so funny imagine how fucked up youd need to be for obito to call you unstable

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life... Laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten it.

William Shakespeare

Black Leg “Paint Me Like One Of Your French Girls” Sanji

😬 actual satan, what's up 😈 🦚 i will maul your dad ✅

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this is literally the plot of the whole story

period teia

He looks so broken & confused I can't

me trying to explain to the joker how much I want to be his cigarette

billy loomis would be a big fan of mia goth, especially in the movies pearl and suspiria

WALMART JANE PRENTISS

how episode 43 got me feeling:

rocking forward and backward in the fetal position because I will never find half as much dopamine in real life as I do from my eldritch horror podcasts.

Me, every time AO3 is down:

Please I cannot keep going on like this. I need my daily fix of gay fanfiction. I hope they will be able to fix it soon. I cannot stand being alone with my own thoughts for so long 🤣