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Xian: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Aioru?
Aioru: … No…
Rhea: I do!
Xian: I know, Rhea.
Rhea: I’m sad!
Xian, exasperated: I know, Rhea.
Ano: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Aioru does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?
Rhea: If Aioru were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Aioru jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Ryo: You jump off a cliff!
Rhea: Gladly. Provided Aioru did first.
Riane: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Aioru: …Mum, I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours…
Rhea: I got distracted about halfway through.
Xian: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Niki: Hey, Xian? Can I get some dating advice?
Xian: Just because I’m with Aioru doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Hyiin: I don't know how he did it either.
Niki: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Rhea: The cow???
Aioru: …What…?
So'ren: Rhea, W H Y?
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Xian: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Aioru: ...I did… I broke it…
Xian: No. No you didn't. Rhea?
Rhea: Don't look at me. Look at So'ren.
So'ren: What?! I didn't break it.
Rhea: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
So'ren: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Rhea: Suspicious.
So'ren: No, it's not!
Niki: If it matters, probably not, but Hyiin was the last one to use it.
Hyiin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Niki: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Hyiin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Niki!
Aioru: …Guys… let's not fight… I broke it… Let me pay for it, Xian…
Xian: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
So'ren: Xian... Niki's been awfully quiet.
Niki: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Xian, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Xian: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Xian:
Xian: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Rhea: My first car was a Saturn.
Niki: What make?
Rhea: Ummmm… I dunno… A Saturn Venus?
Niki: No, Rhee, those are just two planets.
*Reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
So'ren: Thanks fam!
Hyiin: oh no
Niki: *cries* I love you too
Rhea: Sounds fake but okay
Aioru: *A flustered mess*
Xian: Can i get a refund?
Ano: Neat!
Ryo: Cool! *turns to Ano* what's love??
Riane: I'm sorry, darling, but I'm married.
Ai'nliye: H-huh? Can you repeat that?
Riju: *Raises an eyebrow*
Rhea: Just be yourself.
Xian: 'Be myself'? Rhea, I have one day to win Aioru over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Niki: Two days.
Riju: Few weeks.
Xian: YOU'RE MY SISTER! WH-
So'ren: Six months.
Hyiin: Jury’s still out.
Ano and Ryo, simultaneously: Don't look at us.
Xian: See, Rhea?
Xian: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
Rhea: Are we really going to let Xian keep Aioru?
Niki: We kept Hyiin, and she's just a snarkier, scalier Aioru, so...
Security: Have you seen a person named 'Xian' around here?
Ano: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Aioru: …it looks fine to me…
Ryo: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
Rhea: OH, THe hOrroR!
Niki: *Screams*
Xian: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Niki: *Screams louder out of pure fear*
Xian: *Screams louder with dragon voice*
Rhea: Should we do something?!
Hyiin, watching while sipping tea: No, I want to see who wins this.
Aioru: ...What the hell is going on...?!