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Dumbest scar stories?
Viggo: Come on Eret, say it.
Dagur: You already told us and you have more dumber scars than we!
Eret: Wasn't this ask meant for everyone? Fine fine. I'll tell you which one is the dumbest but after you two.
Viggo: Fair enough. When I was 13 and in my rebellious state, I challenged my brother into joining me in hunting the Fireworms and then putting them into other's shoes. Long story short, I carry around 20 little bite scars on my left thigh after the dragons bit through a basket.
Dagur: Ptttff! Never knew you were a prankster!
Viggo: We all have a history. Now you, Dagur.
Dagur: Alright. My dumbest scar is from when I was in a prison. Do you know the saying that the first day in prison you should beat the toughest guy in there to asert authority?
Eret: Yes?
Viggo: This is gonna be good.
Dagur: Well the first rule should be: Before you tackle the toughest guy there, make sure your way is clear off stone so you won't get spiked on that guy's garments.
Viggo: *Hiss* That sounds painful.
Dagur: I carry 4 dot scars on my belly from that guy's knee spikes. Thankfully that guy crossed it and helped me treat it before taking me under his wings. After he passed away I revenged him and stated my authority amongst the prisoners.
Eret: That's..... You should write a book about it, I'd love to read it.
Dagur: Eh, why not. Anyway now for the best part! Eret, your turn!
Eret: Alright alright. If I had to choose between my brand, my reckless childhood and my sail stops, I'd be most embarrassed of the scar on my ass and, uhm.. slightly lower.
Viggo: Please tell me that didn't happen when you were kid.
Eret: No no. It happened when I was 17 and me and my cousins were taking a sailing trip into the warm waters to have a bachelor party for my cousin Bjorn and my ex girlfriend who were getting married. While celebrating that night we went for a midnight nude swim in a lagoon that was only a few meters from the ocean. To spare you the details, an hour after doing shitty bets cousins tried to remove from me a very furious and blood thirsty octopus ever so carefully so I wouldn't have to return home with an excuse of my I'm down one part of me.
Viggo:................
Dagur:.............. BWAHAHAHAH!!!! OH MY GODS!
Viggo: You made that up, right?
Eret: I wish. That taught me that some bets aren't worth consequences.
Dagur: Oh I can't breathe! HAHAHAA!!!
Eret: Alright laugh it up you two! Now you know why I hate Octopuses!
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You guys want a hug?
Dagur: Always! Bring it in!
Eret: Oh um... If you want to?
Viggo: I'd rather not-
Dagur: Group hug!!!
Eret: What-Oof! A little too tight there Dagur!
Viggo: This is your fault Anon. Never say hug in front of Dagur again. Not in my presence at least...... Please.
Whats all three of y’alls fav animal?
Viggo: After week of arguing we decided to settle on penguins, but each of us have their own favorite species. My favorite is the Humboldt's penguin. There's something about them that draws me to them.
Dagur: My is the Rockhopper penguin. They are so cool and can live in the toughest environments and they are rocking their hairdos!
Eret: My favorite is the Little blue penguin. I encountered them on my journeys and they are the cutest animals I have ever seen. And have hilarious mating calls.
What is your opinion on all three main villain? Drago, Grimmel, The Red death? (This is for everyone)
Eret:.........
Dagur: Oh boy. The D.R.A.GO. topic.....
Viggo: You need a minute Eret?
Eret: Um yeah.... I think I do....
After Eret put on his headphones Viggo and Dagur went to take turns.
Viggo: I have never met the brutal man but I was told enough of him to know that his mind wasn't right. Seems like dealing with Krogan was the better option...
Dagur: I'm still upset Hiccup didn't warn us, we could've help. I wish I could blast that guy's head off!
Viggo: As for Grimmel, I would like to meet this guy in person.
Dagur: Really?
Viggo: Yes. To humiliate him and trigger him into attacking me so I could slit his throat.
Dagur:........ That was beautifully said.
Viggo: Thank you. Eret? Anything you wish to add?
Eret: Only that I have met him. One of the scariest people I've met. Doesn't respect personal space....
Dagur: Ouch...... Now the Red death....... Well, I'm definitely glad he didn't hurt Shattermaster and he won't slave other dragons.
Viggo: I wish I could see him. Back in the day it would certainly be a challenge to find him. But now it would be just to witness.
Eret: Honestly, I'm glad I didn't get to see him. Not sure if we would make it out alive but finding the nest would definitely help my former job.