Vore Shitpost - Blog Posts

The thing which sucks about vore on new years eve is they're so going to keep you in there after midnight and then joke that you've been in them since last year.

"haha you've been there since last y-"

"I KNOW. IT'S DECEMBER 31ST. AGAIN. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GODS LET ME OUT-"

(for reference, I've been letting this ask sit for exactly a year to make this joke)

One of funniest things that can happen in vore scenarios is when the prey is a lot more willing then the pred expects them to be and they gets completely and utterly thrown off by it. So, an example of this is when a normie uses vore as a threat, and then the prey jumps in joy ( or some other thing), which no normie would ever anticipate and it’s just hilarious.