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Bestie I am so, so, so chronically online and this was just about incomprehensible. I want to show the hermits this and see them try and decipher it.

SCIENTIFIC MEASUREMENT OF HERMITCRAFT PATHETICNESS PART TWO!

LINK TO PART ONE

I don't know what I'm doing anymore 😂😂

Steve has a twin sister, known as Nicole 'Sarah' Rogers, in this and she took the serum just like him but survived the WW, after the war he changed her name to Sarah Daniels. She helped Peggy and Howard founded S.H.I.E.L.D and helped Howard look after Tony but left after staying till Tony was 16.

Steve wakes up, 70 years into the future. He wakes up to realised that he become a national icon to America, that they made comics about him and had a whole section at the Smithsonian just for him and the Howling Commandos. He wakes up believing his home is gone. To a world where he couldn't make weird, witty jokes with the commandos, smile at Peggy like a love sick puppy or look at Bucky as if his whole world is within his best friend's hands.

He soon finds out that he isn't truly alone in this cold, lonely world that only shows black and white. He finds out that Peggy is still alive but the Howling Commandos has passed away during the early 2000s. He finds guilt and anger well up inside him but he had no reasons to be angry, he should be the one they should be angry at... He shows up at the care home that Peggy was staying at, with guilt heavy in his chest. Peggy takes a few seconds to recognise him but when she doesn't, his heart breaks. He left his best gal all alone and yet she found happiness, something he wanted for her. They talk for a few minutes before Peggy forgets again and Steve had to watch as Peggy recognises him again... He had to leave his best gal behind because he needed to save the world, needed to save the people that have families or young children that still have so much ahead of them. He tells that to Peggy, tells her that he would do anything to protect the world and keep her safe but doesn't tell her that it was suppose to stop the guilt, that is still in his chest, the guilt he felt when he couldn't even save Bucky from the fall on the train.

He doesn't say anything though, he keeps the smile on his face and keeps himself in check because he's Captain America, and Captain America has to be strong for the people out in the world. Suddenly, 2 years have flown by and he's on a case, finding this assassin that was suppose to be a myth, The Winter Soldier. Steve does find him, well, the Winter Soldier finds him and his friends but he's no longer the Winter Soldier now. No, instead he's his best friend from Brooklyn, the guy that stuck by him through thick and thin, he's his Bucky. The Bucky that he couldn't save, the Bucky that didn't deserve whatever happened to him while in the hands of Hydra.

Steve fights Bucky, it's a bad thing because Steve couldn't concentrate on fight but only on the thoughts that he could've saved Bucky, he could've landed the plane. Could've told Peggy his coordinates and had that date with her. Could've stopped Howard from being like that to Tony and his wife and help save Bucky from Hydra again before it become so severe. But what happened, happened. He couldn't go back in time and change everything, instead he has to learn to live through he regrets and guilt and help get Bucky back, help Bucky with the pain he's going through.

After the fight on the helicarrier, Bucky disappears and Steve tries going back to how it was before he found out that the person he was hunting was his best friend. The best friend he thought had died from his fall from the train. Instead, he puts on his mask again, Sam and Natasha know it's a mask but they don't question it because they know Steve would lie to them, like he was lying to himself every day for the past two years. Only one year passes and he slowly gets through it, having his friends with him helps him get better a bit. But then things get bad again because Tony and Bruce designed a robot that now wants to get rid of the human race. So they fight. That's what Steve is good at, fighting and using his body as a shield for people that hasn't got quick healing like he does.

The fight ends and Ultron is defeated but Sokovia is in a bad bad state, lots of people's lives have been lost, including Wanda's brother and god does Steve understand what she's feeling because now, now, he starts thinking about his sister. God, his twin sister, the other person that stuck with him and encouraged him through things that he wanted to do, the person who also took the serum and servived. The person that Steve didn't have to see die during the war. And he feels the guilt again, so he stands next to Wanda, telling her it would be okay and helping her through the sadness and guilt throw the years.

Another year goes by and now he's found Bucky. Bucky who doesn't remember him but remembers something's from the past. "Read about you in the museum." Bucky says to Steve and Steve... Steve has to keep the tears from welling up from his eyes because that's not how he wants Bucky to remember him but he doesn't complain, instead he's there, helping Bucky fight the police force that is after Bucky. He's helping Bucky escape because that's what he can to do get forgiveness from not being able to stave him from the fall. When they get caught, Steve becomes a fugitive and that means that he doesn't have to hold himself in check now, doesn't have to have a bright on his face. But that still stays on even if he wants to take it off.

The doctor that was questioning bucky, makes Steve feel uncomfortable, he doesn't why but his gut is telling him that something is about to go wrong. And it does, Bucky breaks out of the weird prison and then the 'doctor' isn't seen again. Bucky fights his way through the facility and leaves. Steve and Sam find him later, Steve puts Bucky's metal arm in a metal holder in case they aren't talking to 'Bucky'. When Bucky does wake up, he has all the memories, ranging from Steve and his twin to the army and the fall. Steve shed some tears but wipes it away quickly before smiling brightly that he has his friend back. They get him out of the hold and tell him everything, tell him that they were on the run because they didn't sign the accords but that's okay, as long as he has bucky.

Then there's the fight between Steve's team and Tony's team. Steve and Bucky get out of it and travels to the place where Zemo is but then Tony turns up and says that he believes Bucky is innocent and Steve thinks that his 'family' is going to become okay but then Zemo destroys that. Shows the actually scene on what happened to Tony's parents, leaves the video playing long enough for Bu- no, for the Winter Soldier to look up at the camera and shoot at it. Tony's is angry and Steve understands he does but it wasn't Bucky but Tony doesn't listen. At the end of the fight, Tony is lying on the floor, babbling about how the shield belongs to his father, which it does but it has the marks of Peggy, so he lets it go. Like he did to everything else, he helps Bucky, the only person he can't leg go anymore, up and walks out of the vault, leaving Tony behind. When Tony does get back to the Avengers building, he's found helping Rhodes with is leg paralysis but he's getting better and Tony can tell. Then a parcel is there for him, a phone, sitting there, in the box, waiting patiently before being tipped out with a letter and it's from Steve. The same Steve that never leaves behind any family members, even if they are behind bars. This, Tony knows and doesn't discuss with Ross, hanging up on him within the first minute. He stares at the picture that's on his desk and it's him, Jarvis, his mum and dad along with Peggy and Sarah. Smiling brightly in the coloured photo, but he wonders who Sarah was other than his dad and Peggy's friend...

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most authority figures. school. pick me girls/boys/people. homophobes. racist people. uh uh uh light green. really long dirty nails. controlling behaviour.

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Holy fudging cow poop, what the H E double hockey stick, this frazzlin' killed me. You have no idea the kind of will power it is taking me not to matamorphasize into a sailor and use every word my mother would've beat my buttocks raw if she heard when I was little.

This sounds like the fanfiction 13-year-old me read when she was a horny teenager for the very first time. But seriously, I know this is really messed up, but... am I the only one who wants to know how this ended? No? Okay, I'm trash, I get it.

I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.

This is what happens when I’m on art block 😭🤌

so. so. uhhhh i finished the transcript. someone might've done this before me, i dunno. this was kinda on a whim.

anyways here it is. i mourn the formatting i bit, but didn't wanna share the document and you can't upload files here so you get a copy-pasted version instead.

i would say this sorta acts as my final farewell to the fandom, but i draw fanart for all the fandoms i've "left" from time to time, so who knows.

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CHAT TRANSCRIPT OF THE DREAM SMP *EPILOGUE STREAMED ON JACK’S ACCOUNT, 10/27/2024

*Jack offhandedly stated that it was canon, but it is unclear if it really is. During the stream, Tommy also mentions that the nuke ending isn’t canon but Jack contradicts him.

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Everything not in brackets is a direct transcript of what was stated in chat. Brackets only include minimal description. Other things are not included as you can deduce them from the chat messages, or for the sake of brevity.

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[Communicating entirely through chat; they aren’t together in person. Jack is in the Las Nevadas casino.]

<TommyInnit>

H– Hello?

<JackManifoldTV>

hey

<TommyInnit>

Wh…

Where have you fucking been?

<JackManifoldTV>

casino

been here years mate

made loads

[...]

[Jack spots Tommy in front of the casino, walks up to him.]

<JackManifoldTV>

let me bless you my boy

it’s been too long

[Jack drops a diamond block in front of Tommy. Tommy takes it.]

<TommyInnit>

Jack. Seriously.

What happened?

<JackManifoldTV>

Wdym?

I just been here

Playing roulette

Actually i have an issue rn

come with me

[Jack goes back into the casino]

<JackManifoldTV>

come on!!

[Tommy enters]

<JackManifoldTV>

i placed this block over the payment slot and now i can’t place bets

[Tommy breaks the button for the roulette wheel]

<JackManifoldTV>

put that back

[Tommy obliges.]

[From here on, they’re both typing at the same time, sometimes writing things out before reading the latest chat messages so text may seem to appear out of order. There may also be a couple pauses in between chats that are not indicated, as they aren't as long as others.]

<TommyInnit>

Wanna know where I’ve been?

<JackManifoldTV>

mine the block of diamond pls

<TommyInnit>

oh, okay

[Jack goes back to gambling]

<TommyInnit>

Come with me

<JackManifoldTV>

wait hold on can’t end on a loss

[...]

<JackManifoldTV>

BIG WIN

[...]

<TommyInnit>

Come with me.

I’m on the road.

[They walk together.]

<TommyInnit>

It’s good to see you.

<JackManifoldTV>

you too man

<TommyInnit>

I’ve been here.

<JackManifoldTV>

here?

in the bridge?

<TommyInnit>

Far out in the distance

That way

I have a house

It’s nice.

[...]

<TommyInnit>

I haven’t seen anyone for a loooong, long time.

Well, maybe Tubbo now and again.

<JackManifoldTV>

me neither casino been empty

honestly i just steal money from the safes to gamble with

i could take it all if i wanted but the thrill keeps me in there

gamblers ambition they call it

one day i’ll win big

99% of people quit before then

not me

i’ll make it

it’s been years but it’s coming

<TommyInnit>

…

[Referring to how Jack stopped walking to type] You’re not good at catching up, are you?

<JackManifoldTV>

just telling you my story man

<TommyInnit>

never thought i’d be around these parts again

<JackManifoldTV>

me neither

<TommyInnit>

I moved far from here. Get away from it. [Likely meant “got away from it”.]

Brings back too much…

Joy, Fun. Sadness, Pain. Too much of it all.

but it’s nice to see a familiar face

<JackManifoldTV>

hey you too man! :)

<TommyInnit>

even if you did blow up my fucking hotel

[...]

<TommyInnit>

I don’t live around here.

<JackManifoldTV>

oh

thought that was where we were going??

<TommyInnit>

No, oh, god no

<JackManifoldTV>

oh

<TommyInnit>

Do you know how long it took for me to get back here?

[They stop in front of Techno and Phil’s cabin.]

<TommyInnit>

I come here a lot though.

<JackManifoldTV>

coupa hours?

<TommyInnit>

Well, more than the other places

<JackManifoldTV>

cool

quaint

i like it

maybe i’ll buy this place when i win big!

<TommyInnit>

This is Technoblade’s house

<JackManifoldTV>

maybe i won’t do that

[Tommy stares at him]

[...]

<JackManifoldTV>

o7

how long do you sit here like this usually?

<TommyInnit>

As long as I need to.

Sometimes a few minutes. Sometimes hours.

Mind if I ask you something?

<JackManifoldTV>

sure

hit me

<TommyInnit>

Do you ever…

Well, like, despite all the war, and the fighting, and the.. well.. the mess. How much it sent ME a fucking mess.

You ever miss those days? The people? Or, well, the way they were? The way it all was?

<JackManifoldTV>

sure

it was all a bit much at times

and i’m not sure i’d want to do it again

but i miss it sometimes

it was fun really

<TommyInnit>

Yeah… I wouldn’t do it again either haha

But…

I don’t know… I’ve tried to move on. My little cottage far away. My humble paradise. But that little thought trails into my mind…

<JackManifoldTV>

i think it probably trails into all our minds, wherever we all are

<TommyInnit>

Okay, phew.

<JackManifoldTV>

but we all have to move on and find our own destiny some time

<TommyInnit>

I’m glad it’s not just me

<JackManifoldTV>

and chasing the win keeps me happy

i like who i am now!

probably more than who i was

but that doesn’t mean he was bad

<TommyInnit>

You like being a gambler? Over an incompetent fight loser?

Well, I guess they’re not great options, are they

Sorry, that was harsh. I don’t see many people

Also, hey, you blew up my hotel

And me

<JackManifoldTV>

one of them means i may win some day. i was never gonna win back then

oh yeah i did

i think i blew everything up actually

my fault

<TommyInnit>

Luckily that wasn’t canon

<JackManifoldTV>

Well no i’d say it was

<TommyInnit>

I’ve still got my 1 life.

<JackManifoldTV>

I mean no one else is here anymore are they

<TommyInnit>

And I intend to use it the best way I can

<JackManifoldTV>

wdym??

<TommyInnit>

Well, 1 canon life

I was left with 1 when everyone went away

<JackManifoldTV>

yh yh yh but how do you wanna use it

<TommyInnit>

You know…

I’ve got not a clue

But I’ll figure that out later

<JackManifoldTV>

okay

you could come gamble with me

<TommyInnit>

For now. I’ve got my cottage. My new pet! Awh, she’s adorable. Mareep. She’s a little sheep I caught.

<JackManifoldTV>

i hear a big win is just around the corner

<TommyInnit>

I don’t want to gamble Jack

<JackManifoldTV>

oh..

okay

more for me!

<TommyInnit>

Yep

But yeah you know… things are OK for me. Tubbo and his fucking bee’s I’ll see too every now and then

<JackManifoldTV>

well this was nice

<TommyInnit>

He’s doing pretty well for himself

Selling all that fucking honey

<JackManifoldTV>

that’s good

i thought he exploded when i blew everything up

<TommyInnit>

I guess being the president of L’Manburg teaches you a few logistical things, ey?

<JackManifoldTV>

i can’t actually die i don’t think so i never know whether these things are bad for everyone else or not

<TommyInnit>

Not that either of us would know anything about that

Well…

<JackManifoldTV>

well..

<TommyInnit>

But I haven’t seen anyone else, besides Tubbo

I think I like it that way for now.

The quiet life.

<JackManifoldTV>

yeah you two are hard to separate

<TommyInnit>

TELL ME ABOUT IT

<JackManifoldTV>

quiet is nice

<TommyInnit>

It’s nice to see an old face though

<JackManifoldTV>

this is nice

<TommyInnit>

I know I said that before

But it really is

[...]

<TommyInnit>

Well, look, I can’t stay for long. I need to feed Mareep.

<JackManifoldTV>

yeah i got some places to see now i’m out

<TommyInnit>

I’ll be off soon.

Anything else you want to ask me?

I have no questions for you

<JackManifoldTV>

haven’t left in a while should probably go check on some things

are you happy?

i guess that’s all i’d care to know

<TommyInnit>

Getting there.

<JackManifoldTV>

nice

<TommyInnit>

Good to see you, jack.

<JackManifoldTV>

i’m glad for you

<TommyInnit>

Hope you get the big win.

<JackManifoldTV>

good to see you too tommy

<TommyInnit>

Oh and hey

<JackManifoldTV>

i will

<TommyInnit>

Don’t let anyone buy this house

<JackManifoldTV>

i won’t

when i win big there’ll be no money left HAHAHAHA

<TommyInnit>

I might not see you again

<JackManifoldTV>

that’s okay

<TommyInnit>

But I hope I hear about it if you win big.

So long J money

<JackManifoldTV>

i can deal with that knowing you’re happy :)

bye bye big T

[End.]

hey, hey what's this...

sonic the hedgehog tumblr dashboard simulator

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he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr

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@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk

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NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????

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that you know of

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what

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saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado

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sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here

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being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"

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being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"

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you said it my mans

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OP'S WHAT NOW

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"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby

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Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3

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shadow fixed it it's fine

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THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????

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Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!

I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!

Formally,

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what's not clicking

He looks like he’s about to breathe all the oxygen and leave none for us 😭😭

What is this frame?😭 why’d they do ma boi Billy like this?

5 big booms to anyone who can’t get over someone who rejected you but stayed friends with you, because you never felt so insanely compatible with someone- and now you barely talk to them because you only got close through a limited-time/temporary club/group activity 😼

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