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4 months ago

things we know from the Humpty Dumpty rhyme:

- he fell from a wall

- the king sent an entire cavalry to his aid

- he could not be fixed

- the horses were trusted with trying to fix HD

things we can assume:

- HD ate a shit ton of apples prior since a grand total of zero doctors were called to help

- horses have sentience and intelligence in this world, as well as opposable thumbs

- HD is a prince, since he was so valuable to the king, but also had the leisure time to sit atop a great wall

things we can’t assume but we did anyway for some reason:

- HD is a giant talking egg


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