Witcher Jaskier - Blog Posts

Okay so I have recently become obsessed with the Witcher series (I say recently but it’s been months now and I still love these brooding, cat eyed wolf boys).

While I love Jaskier from the Netflix series, I feel like he’s a very different character to the book’s Dandelion whom I equally love.

With that in mind, here is a doodle of Geralt and Dandelion from the books!

“jaskier modern au” this, “he would be a great artist” that

‼️‼️‼️JOEY BATEY IS LITERALLY A MODERN JASKIER ‼️‼️‼️

GO LISTEN TO THE AMAZING DEVIL

You want modern forest wandering with drum circles around a fire in the pitch dark? LISTEN TO JOEY BATEY IN THE AMAZING DEVIL!

You want to escape to the woods and yell that your father fucked you over so now you’re halfway to being a witch? LISTEN TO THE AMAZING DEVIL

LISTEN 👏 TO 👏 THE 👏 AMAZING DEVIL 👏

Joey Batey is LITERALLY Jaskier

Sad little pixels

Geralt is convinced that he only helps Jaskier out and keeps him out of trouble because the consequences are much worse.

He wants to fuck a lady or lord in wedlock? Tried that (more than) once and Geralt had to take down a pack of seven drowners to convince the spouse to keep Jaskier alive.

He makes sure Jaskier puts dry clothes on after a fall in a lake? That’s because a sick Jaskier is so so bad and somehow even with a sore throat he talks more.

But eventually the annoyance fades and slowly, so slowly, time softens the doting he does without much thought. Geralt keeps Jaskier warm even before he complains. Geralt steps in front of Jaskier so he won’t scream.

Someone points it out, eventually. Ciri, probably, but when she asks him why he treats Jaskier like a lover, Geralt almost throws himself off the mountain’s side. It’s ridiculous and he has just gotten used to caring for this helpess and annoying creature that has latched onto him and refuses to shake off.

Geralt doesn’t stop taking care of him.

And if he can’t find the contempt that was there before? Well that’s not for anyone else to know.