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Imagine this...
Wheeljack.
High off his Rocker.
Flirting with a Con
Bulkhead going ballistic over this, but only because Jackie flirting with someone else.
Dndnsjd blame Yeet for this one lads.
The kids are at the dollar store and Miko finds the air fresheners and announced she’s gonna buy “the good kush.”
Little did they know it actually was the good kush for the bots.
Like, they offer Optimus one to have for his alt mode and he holds it closer to his face to inspect it, and it gets all up in his olfactory sensor.
Within minutes he’s a wide-eyed, limp pile of robot. Giggly fucking mess. Wants everyone to cuddle him, bring it in. The kids’ guardians also all turn into robot goo when they give in to the cuddles, because Optimus shares the air freshener with them.
Ratchet does further analysis and finds that, somehow, air fresheners have some compound that’s intoxicating to Cybertronians. Because of his analysis, he’s only just a little buzzed and less grumpy, but this is because he probably has a higher tolerance given his past as a party animal and potentially dealing with a lot of accidental sedative exposure as a wartime doctor.
Resistant to the Good Kush, if you will.