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Y/n: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Kaeya: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Y/n: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Luka: - Rather, we need to hide before the villain notices us.
Y/n: -Great idea. Why don't the two of us hide in this cramped locker? Only you and me~
Y/n: (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
Squid Game AU.
Kagami: -I thought correctly that we would have to play against each other. It's good that we chose other players as a couple.
Y/n: -Will survival be the prize again? :с
Kagami: -We are literally fighting for money...
Y/n: -If we both survive, then you will go on a date with me!
Kagami: -....
Kagami: -You're an incredible dumbass.
Kagami: -....
Kagami: -Ok.
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Guard!Luka: *pushes y/n into the bathroom, closes the door behind him* -If you behave well, then we can agree.
Y/n: -You are a vile pervert! Don't come near. I have an anecdote and I am not afraid to apply it.
Guard!Luka: - Actually, I wanted to offer some extra food in exchange for a little kiss. But if you have other ideas, I am ready to listen... Wait. What? Are you threatening with a joke????
Y/n: -Trust me. It's so bad you won't want to hear it.
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Guard!Adrien: *leads y/n into the room, going out*
Y/n: *grabs his hand* Wait! Don't leave me here alone. I don't know anyone here. It makes me worry.
Guard!Adrien: -Emm... I have to kill you if you lose or break the rules.
Y/n: -Well, yes. Don't friends do that? Wait. So we're not friends??? :с I thought you were following me because we are the BEST friends.
Guard!Adrien:*sighs heavily*
Squid Game AU. Because why not
Y/n: -It's so good that I have a triangle.
Guard!Luka: -...
Y/n: *casts a passionate glance at the guard* Because it's easy to make a heart out of a triangle for you.
Guard!Luka: *shy*
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Y/n: *slaps a guard on the ass loudly*
All: *shocked*
Guard!Adrien: *blushes*
Y/n: -There is one problem. I still don't have your number.......... Oh yes. I don't have a phone either.
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Player: -You should stop acting like that.
Y/n: -Why? Will they kill me for bad jokes? Ahaha
All: *are silent*
Y/n: -Ahah... ha... They won't do it, will they? Right? WHY ARE YOU SILENT?????
Please do not read this if you are uncomfortable with the yandere!
Pairing: Yandere! Luka Couffaine x Reader, Yandere! Ladybug x Reader, Yandere! Reader (?) x Luka Couffaine
Alya: - I have such a strange feeling all day, as if we are being watched. Can you feel it?
Y/n: *looks at Viperion outside the window, abruptly closes the curtains* -No
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Moth: - I give you the power to take revenge on your offenders.
Y/n: - Wow, sir, can I have the ability to fly? Or invisibility. I want to become invisible! Oh, No. Better lasers! No no. I want to dissolve my enemies.
Moth: *sighs tiredly*
Chat Noir: -*awkwardly waiting for akumatization*
Ladybug: -She's so cute when she can't decide ~
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Marinette: - Thank you for inviting me to your place.
Y/n: -Do not thank. Let's just deal with our task.
Marinette: -I have long wanted to meet your new cat. Since cat appeared, you've talked so much about it.
Y/n: - I bet this cat is already mischievous. *opens the door to the room*
Chat Noir: -*looks around in fright, holding her panties in hands*
Marinette: -Chat Noir????
Y/n: -*scared* -NO. This is ... my new cat is Fluff.
Chat Noir: -Meow.
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Luka: *looks at Adrien* -It's amazing how he can not notice the feelings of Marinette? It's so obvious.
Y/n in the "Love Me Luca" T-shirt: -Really.