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Phantom Blot: Suspect has to speak Spanish to talk to shit about people
Ma begal: Nah, you didn't!
Phantom Blot: Yes I did
Ma begal: Oh yeah? Bet. Suspect moans like a little bitch in sound proof walls
Phantom Blot: That was one time! In *🤷♀️* when we went to Ohio for vacation.
Ma begal: You still did it!
*Magica Despell joins the call*
Magica Despell: Hello Begal and Blot
Phantom Blot: Oh hello Magica, what's up
Ma begal: Huh? Did I miss a chapter?
Magica Despell: What do you mean?
Phantom Blot: Yeah we can't say hi to each other like normal bros?
Ma begal: Normal bros? Oh hell no
*Pepper has joined the call*
Pepper: Huh? What's going on?
Phantom Blot: Nothing, She's just tweaking
Magica Despell: Right, like I treat Phantom like any friend would. Why is it so shocking.
Pepper: Friend?!
*Don karnege has joined the call*
Don karnege: Pepper I was eating, what happened?
Phantom Blot: Go back to eat. She's wilding over me and Magica being bros like come on now.
Don karnege: Bros?!
*Flintheart Glomgold has joined the call*
Flintheart Glomgold: Don I'm trying to sleep, it's 3 am here.
Magica Despell: Go back to sleep Flinty. Phantom are just being buddies and these guys are freaking out.
Flintheart: Buddy's?!
*Mark beaks has joined the call*
Mark beaks: You woke me up you wanker.
Phantom Blot: Oh come on! Is it really that shocking that Magica and I are greeting each other like pals?!
Mark beaks: Pals?!
*Black heron has joined the call*
Black Heron: I'm on vacation so this better be important.
Magica Despell: Go back and enjoy your vacation Heron, these guys are freaking out over me and Phantom Blot being friendly.
Black Heron: Friendly?!
Phantom Blot: You too?!
Ma begal: See what I mean? What kind of April fools prank is this! You two never get along!
Magica Despell: Oh please is it really that shocking?
Flintheart Glomgold: Yes? It is?
Don karnege: Name one time you two have gotten along
Phantom Blot: We always have?
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Mark beaks: Even I can see that it's not true 💀