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Zero Day 2003 - Blog Posts
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figured i'd post these since i made the shirt just in time for ZERO DAY!
Total Shithead Andre Headcanons
• Andre who invites Cal over to sleepover and then makes him sleep on the floor. Doesn’t even offer the bed
• Andre who is THE BIGGEST sweet talker, especially to Cal’s mom. Cal wants to kill him a little for it every time.
• and by extension Cal’s whole family. He’ll play games with Cal’s brother and sisters even though Cal just wants them to leave them alone, and chat with Cal’s dad about sports and politics, even though he couldn’t really care less about either. Why? No one knows, he just likes one upping Cal 😭
• Andre who’s so petty it’s unbelievable. Cal didn’t do his homework and needs answers? Good luck. Cal didn’t wake up early enough and missed his ride? Have fun walking. Cal fucked up at work? Hope he’s got a good excuse. Seriously, this man knows how to hold a grudge.
• Andre who begs Cal to come over. Why? “Just do it dude it’s important” makes Cal walk to his house, the announces that he was simply “bored” and proceeds to go back to whatever he was doing prior
• Andre who’s definitely an internet troll (regardless of lack of internet 😒) Will make multiple profiles just to spam and fuck with people he doesn’t like
• Andre who makes fun of literally everyone for literally everything, when Cal realizes later, much to his frustration, that ANDRE LIKES HALF THE THINGS HES MAKING FUN OF. Seriously, he mocked Cal for WEEKS for growing out his hair because of Kurt Cobain, why does he have a Nirvana poster on his wall???
• Andre who blatantly asked Cal why Rachel had to be there the first few times he tried to introduce them. He stopped trying pretty quickly.
• Andre who’s just a piece of shit because he wants to be and Cal doesn’t know why he puts up with this guy 😭
I never understood how some tcc/zd mfs on tiktok got in trouble with the law outta nowhere until it happened to me too💀
shout out to all the zero day fans that actually found a calvin to their andre or the other way around.
Hey guys it's me I was V0dk4s-d00m they got my ass
HAPPY ZERO DAY ‼️
oh and also our birthday. happy birthday to my system. BUT MOSTLY HAPPY ZERO DAY!!
my envision of cal ^_^ (this was rushed cuz I wanted people to see it lol)
gonna delete later if I feel cute
alex introduction ´ཀ`
I go by many aliases but I prefer if you call me alex only. 6teen + mentally ill
fav games: kimi to kanojo to kanojo no koi, cry of fear, silent hill, roblox, little busters! (visual novel), yosuga no sora fav music: linkin park, blink-182, my chemical romance,blood on the dance floor (I do not support btw), and goreshit I LOOOVEE: adam lanza, robbie hawkins, solomon henderson,samantha rupnow,anton lundin pettersson,laaiti ekenstéen,cal gabriel, and colt gray my interests are in in disturbing media, lost media, emo fashion, nazi history, true crime, history,and jirai kei ^_^
psychosis + anxiety disorder + asd + aspd + did
DNI: pedophiles, actual nazi's (corny + go follow ur leader :P), anti-proship, people who make fun of other interests
▄︻┻═┳一 bolded words are favs of all time
Calvin Gabriel
Don't ask why I added the other image the first one was too long looking and it was pmo 💔
I feel like cal and andre would be that one bathroom typa couple where one of them is taking a shower while the other is taking a piss
Cal and Andre the typa guys to kill bugs without being scared
Twink death making this coochie ITCH
Me after saying the most depraved things about Calvin Gabriel and Andre Kriegman
How it feels getting into the deep freaky stuff with caldre fanfics
This could be us but you playing
R.I.P Calvin Gabriel, you would've loved beating up Andre's coochie. Amen.
I mean, fuck, I am like Cal, I am like Andre, I am like Dylan Klebold, I am like Eric Harris, I like thinking cal is a innocent sweetheart, I like hating Adam Lanza and the people who like him
Cal and Andre (actors) would be HORRIFIED of the zero day community if they saw what was going on in it
HOLY SHIT I JUST REFOUND THIS THING I MADE UHHH HERE YALL take a re upload 🙏
Zero day is basically twilight but if Jacob (Andre) & Edward (Cal) dated instead of Edward and Bella (Rachel) or idk they have a threesome or smth gimme a break
Yes I love cal & andre and have a attachment to their characters and yes I want to see them get beat and tortured
The way my coochie would've ripped his face off with its claws
This but with Cal and Andre
I dont care if thats a man I'm milking those cow utters
Now I understand how that person who says they're dating Eric Harris feels im so single I gave up and started dating Andre and Cal. #letyourdelusionscometrue
Me with Andre's cum
Oh thats gore... thats gore of my comfort character.
