Dnp This Whole Game

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watching dan and phil in 2023, having come out as a lesbian; i was “straight” when i started watching their videos as a pre-teen and i don’t think younger me could’ve ever predicted ANYTHING and would have probably died to know that none of us were hetero. thanks @danielhowell and @amazingphil for being funny and gay when we needed it 🫡

in 2025 may you have the golden pigs good humour, the pheal’s confidence, dan’s audacity, and phil’s lust for life

what fucking year is it

watcher fans have few options:

history nerd who want his corpse to be eaten by wild animals, and seeks out dolls in abandoned buildings the way one does a cat at a party full of strangers

jock who believes in ghosts, thinks hair grows through the skull, and can't stop himself from making shit jokes

stressed foodie who seems normal until he opens his mouth and is always one inconvenience from committing arson

bonus:

nervous gay bartender who didn't have this in his 5 year plan

historical beauty guru who's willing to put ground up bugs on her face just too see what it looks like

"People shouldn't post about how the contraceptive pill can be prescribed for non-contraceptive reasons because it's sex negative" feels like a take that can only come from people who don't realise just how young some people end up being prescribed the pill

Like, fine, you, person in your twenties, might be comfortable being like "this is the pill I take to fuck without getting pregnant", but I don't think it's sex negative for a thirteen-year-old who has been prescribed it for debilitating period pain to not want to have to hide their medication from their classmates on an overnight school trip because their classmates think that the only reason anyone would take it is that they're sexually active

Thoughts on autism?

From my point of view, it's both my super powers and it's my kryptonite. Your mileage (as they say sensibly) may vary.

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Sometimes you read this very specific fic that just makes you feel the eyes of your ancestors looking at you in shame, horror, and disappointment