In 2025 May You Have The Golden Pigs Good Humour, The Pheal’s Confidence, Dan’s Audacity, And Phil’s

Mr gaiman, what the fuck is good omens

I wish I could help you. I've asked several people around here and the general consensus is that it's probably one of those fancy cocktails with an umbrella in it, although there is a dissenting opinion that it might be either a traditional British dessert or perhaps a magic trick where a selected card is found several days later in next door's shed.

very special moment for me thank you mr and mr phan twitter

people are surprised dan and phil's fanbase consists of 99% lesbians because they used to be known as "those two hot british guys" but true dan and phil girlies know it has never been about thinking they're hot and it has always been about wishing we could put them in an aquarium and study their behavior

“i like boys” “i like girls” okay?????? i like sirius black and only sirius black and no one but sirius black

i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

well yes!

fuck it, welcome back BBC Merlin (2008)

we all shared in a collective inside joke with ryan here

“if i’m gonna stop, this looks like a wonderful place to do it”

Fuck you shane madej for making me appreciate and bask in the wonderfulness of our planet and the universe and our place in history and how everything i love will someday be gone but that’s okay because at least i got to experience it. FUCK YOU FOR REAL

cursed collection of dans tweets but they're brat