people are surprised dan and phil's fanbase consists of 99% lesbians because they used to be known as "those two hot british guys" but true dan and phil girlies know it has never been about thinking they're hot and it has always been about wishing we could put them in an aquarium and study their behavior
happy christmas to:
1) phannies 2) gay people 3) tumblr users
and if you don’t celebrate christmas, i hope you are having a fantastic wednesday, or happy hanukkah if you celebrate!!
ngl realizing that you are an otherworldly, limitless being in a human body is kinda gender euphoric.
dan and phil lately
cursed collection of dans tweets but they're brat
tit is wild yall
what fucking year is it
they're looking at gay people
I’m afraid Phil is so frail He won’t make it through child birth. Then that leaves Dan with the Phaby all alone and I think we know how that’ll end up judging by the video He did with Louise! 😅
"im here, im here!"
drunk crowley 💅
Crookshanks being an unpaid intern for Sirius Black is my favorite thing about Prisoner of Azkaban. He had that cat running ERRANDS. Ordering the Firebolt for Harry, stealing Neville's list of passwords. Crookshanks was Booked and Busy
21, they/them, lesbian danisnotonfire owl_slide on tiktok & ao3saw TIT 11/03/24!!
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