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Sometimes we could all use a reminder. (source)

hey girls did you know that. um. your fucking faves could never have this much chemistry day one.

Fuck it. My hope for s3 is that Neil is satisfied with the finished product. I hope he tells the exact story he wants to tell and I hope he finishes it with a feeling of “this is what Terry and I had in mind all those years ago”.

"have dan and phil changed? we have we also have not"

watching dan and phil in 2023, having come out as a lesbian; i was “straight” when i started watching their videos as a pre-teen and i don’t think younger me could’ve ever predicted ANYTHING and would have probably died to know that none of us were hetero. thanks @danielhowell and @amazingphil for being funny and gay when we needed it 🫡

every dan and phil video makes me so desperate for a love like theirs. i do not even care if it’s romantic or platonic i simply want what they have. down to the stupidest things, like the heartthrob game predictions, but also the shared jokes, the identical actions, the domesticity. they’re like intrinsically connected and while i’m so happy to witness it i also crave it for myself so fucking deeply

Mr. Neil, I have a question for you regarding the third season of the series Good Omens, I have heard that supposedly the angel Aziraphale will be a villain in the series, is this true??? I have a lot of concern and fear as well, I hope for your prompt response to my question.

Everything you've heard about Season 3 of Good Omens is always true, because if there's one thing we love doing on Good Omens, it's telling everyone the plot years ahead of time.

Aziraphale will be a villain called The Snaffler, a costumed super-thief out to steal the famed Jet Jaguar diamond in order to power his world-destroying laser beam gun. Only his wife the lovely and hilarious Sadie, a bumbling Spanish Police Inspector with a moustache, and a man in a gorilla suit stand between him and his goal.

yk tragic homosexuals are my hyperfixation

girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

specifically the music when Crowley saves the books... it's a tragedy that song didn't make it onto the official soundtrack. heartbroken over it actually

no. 1: "anthony?" "you don't like it?" "no i'll get used to it" hello that's not allowed. sir mr gaiman thats not allowed

no. 2: i think its interesting how CLEAR it is that crowley is besotted but with aziraphale you can't tell nearly as much. like he has his moments but with crowley its overwhelming. dude spends his whole life with a little radar that beeps every time aziraphale does something dumb

no. 3: crowley saves aziraphales books and literal ROMANCE MUSIC starts playing???? full ten second cut of aziraphales expression. this is a live reaction

no.4: how was that scene so emotionally charged? "you go too fast for me, crowley" you're killing me. the subtext - i sure dont know what it says - but its killing me

no. 5: "we could go off together" thats it thats the post

no. 6: no because the way they're fighting and then he says "it's over" and ALL the fight goes out of crowley and he just walks away like thats not okay. argumentative man forgets how to argue because hes so upset. this is awful i love it

I cant understand people who are like "why is everyone in aziraphale's neighbourhood gay" like my brother in christ he lives in soho

Neil Gaiman really said, friends to lovers, slow burn, 300,000 words, incomplete

crowley & love in good omens 2

⚠️ SPOILERS BELOW FOR GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 ⚠️

so we already know that Crowley has seemingly gotten his ideas of how love with humans "works" from rom-coms, with his "sudden downpour" and "they realize they were meant for each other," whereas Aziraphale references romance novels with the formal dancing and realizing they're "deeply in love."

we saw the "rain" both in season 1 AND 2 when Crowley and Aziraphale shelter under each other's wing in each opening scene. and they dance during the party in the bookstore.

BUT earlier in season 2, after the coffeeshop scene where A and C originally brainstorm how to make Maggie and Nina fall in love, Crowley mentions in the shop that once they have a "fabulous kiss" that'll work it all out.

so we have not one, but TWO scenes of sheltering in the rain, but it doesn't get them together. they dance, but they still don't get together. that leaves (in Crowley's mind, I think) one thing to finally convince people that they love each other: a kiss.

in his desperation for Aziraphale to not go to Heaven with Metatron, what does he do? he kisses him. it's his last-ditch attempt, his "if all else fails," but it still doesn't work. he's tried everything he knows and Aziraphale still leaves. and I think that hurts him just as much as A actually leaving, because maybe he thinks he really doesn't understand love at all.

I apologize for that. anyone have any thoughts on this painful headcanon? or am I way off here...

Reading fanfiction on ao3 is like being addicted to drugs.

The first time you read one you experience this immense amount of euphoria and satisfaction (because of a well-done story or your ship having a solid dynamic etc.)

The high lasts for quite some time until you want way more of that special feeling so you read more and more until eventually nothing can satisfy you anymore.

But instead of trying to quit, we embrace the madness and let it takes us wherever it wants.

And I think that's beautiful.

"two sides of the same coin" this and "you're my destiny" that and "i use it for you, arthur. only for you." or whatever. more like the reason i'll never be normal again.

reject canon, embrace delusion

mcgonagall: you often use humor to deflect trauma

harry: thank you

mcgonagall: i didn't say that was a good thing

harry: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny

Me: *puts down book bc is tired of reading*

Me right after: *opens AO3*

we all shared in a collective inside joke with ryan here

i just realized that whenever Shane says “I respect your list” is because he’s about to disrespect the shit out of someone’s list

watcher fans have few options:

history nerd who want his corpse to be eaten by wild animals, and seeks out dolls in abandoned buildings the way one does a cat at a party full of strangers

jock who believes in ghosts, thinks hair grows through the skull, and can't stop himself from making shit jokes

stressed foodie who seems normal until he opens his mouth and is always one inconvenience from committing arson

bonus:

nervous gay bartender who didn't have this in his 5 year plan

historical beauty guru who's willing to put ground up bugs on her face just too see what it looks like

they're looking at gay people

Sorry to all those "sirius can sing" stans...but headcannon sirius black sounds like a dying cat singing in the shower and he thinks he sounds angelic...and james changes the subject when he brings it up, peter runs out of the room and remus never shuts up ab how he actually sounds like he's being murdered when he sings "Is there Life On Mars?" by David Bowie

something something the angel finding his newly repaired human at a gas station

and the hunter finding his newly human angel at a gas station

ngl realizing that you are an otherworldly, limitless being in a human body is kinda gender euphoric.

“if i’m gonna stop, this looks like a wonderful place to do it”

Fuck you shane madej for making me appreciate and bask in the wonderfulness of our planet and the universe and our place in history and how everything i love will someday be gone but that’s okay because at least i got to experience it. FUCK YOU FOR REAL

Thinking about Dean Winchester.

I WAS SOBBING AT HIS WHOLE LAMENT