Latest Posts by 0wl-slide - Page 4

Dan Howell irreversibly has changed the way I speak since I was like 12. What do mean I keep saying literally and actually every other sentence.

im 2 days late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL YIPPIEEEEEEE THANK U FOR USING YOUR PLATFORM GOOD SIR!!!!!!

I know the US government acts like a corporation but it’s not.

Not voting isn’t the same as a boycott. Because you can’t bankrupt a government by not voting. All you get by not voting is less control over what the money is doing.

The money comes from taxes, not voting. Abstaining from voting does nothing to reduce the governments ability to get money and spend it on shit.

So yes, sometimes you vote to reduce harm because not voting WILL NOT REDUCE HARM.

It’s not a boycot. Abstaining doesn’t take power from the government. It just reduces the number of people they feel answerable to.

The Mysterious Files Department returns soon. 

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people are surprised dan and phil's fanbase consists of 99% lesbians because they used to be known as "those two hot british guys" but true dan and phil girlies know it has never been about thinking they're hot and it has always been about wishing we could put them in an aquarium and study their behavior

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

He's the fly on my wall.

finally, some peace and quiet. i will now enjoy enrichment time in my enclosure.

*watches four santas say the most heinous things known to man*

can’t believe watcher reblogged this

screaming

shoutout to crowley for surviving a 6000 year situationship, you’re a stronger man than me

thinking back on the fics I read/re-read the most in 2023, and thinking about "And like the cycle of the year, we begin again" and why I love it so much, I realized it's because we get to see an Arthur that loved Gwen and Merlin, which I think is a beautiful and bittersweet way to read the canon relationships those three have with each other. if you haven't read it, I highly recommend. it's on ao3, by katherynefromphilly

"im here, im here!"

drunk crowley 💅

god I'm so fucking furious at the removal of Te Reo Māori names from organisations around Aotearoa. it's a complete non-issue, every organisation has the English name directly underneath the Māori name. I have never once as an English speaker been unable to understand what an organisation is for. Winston Peters, the Deputy Prime Minister, who is literally Māori himself, said “Te Papa is a historic name but tell me this waka kotahi, how many boats have you seen going down the road?”. Waka does not just mean canoe. it means vessel, and waka kotahi (the transport agency of Aotearoa) explains this VERY SIMPLY on their official website. waka kotahi means to travel together as one. Can you see how fucking upsetting this is. A Māori person in power who is in agreement about banning his own language, being so cocky about something that he does not even understand due to the suppression of the language of his people. It makes me sick. I've seen reports from Māori people all over Aotearoa speaking out about how upset and furious they are, how decades of progress have been undone in the fight to restore the rights of their people who have for so long been oppressed and have suffered the effects of colonisation. Please share this if you can, I hate knowing how few people will hear about this, I know there is so much injustice in the world right now and it is so exhausting, I know. I love you all, keep it up.

https://waateanews.com/2023/11/27/te-reo-public-service/

Mr gaiman, what the fuck is good omens

I wish I could help you. I've asked several people around here and the general consensus is that it's probably one of those fancy cocktails with an umbrella in it, although there is a dissenting opinion that it might be either a traditional British dessert or perhaps a magic trick where a selected card is found several days later in next door's shed.

happy snowbaz day to those who celebrate

Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.

"People shouldn't post about how the contraceptive pill can be prescribed for non-contraceptive reasons because it's sex negative" feels like a take that can only come from people who don't realise just how young some people end up being prescribed the pill

Like, fine, you, person in your twenties, might be comfortable being like "this is the pill I take to fuck without getting pregnant", but I don't think it's sex negative for a thirteen-year-old who has been prescribed it for debilitating period pain to not want to have to hide their medication from their classmates on an overnight school trip because their classmates think that the only reason anyone would take it is that they're sexually active

HELLO MR. GAIMAN!!! I wanted to ask you if you had anything to say to writers, authors, poets, or anyone who wants to create a novel that was just as impactful as yours!

Dooooo itttttt!

dnp this whole game

dnp's video titles: DAN AND PHIL ARE GETTING MARRIED PHAN COMPILATION DAN AND PHIL SUCK DICK AND BALLS

me crying on the floor sobbing and throwing up: pleaase...,,,,,,,waht gayme are you playing.,,,,...,,???

rest in peace danandphilgames (heterosexual). on a different note— welcome danandphilgames (gay).

watching dan and phil like

the official supernatural instagram is posting regularly…come on bbc sherlock you have the ability to do the funniest thing ever right now…

david tennant is the doctor again, the bbc merlin twitter is active, and danandphilgames is back from the dead… are we regressing?

beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line