Finally, Some Peace And Quiet. I Will Now Enjoy Enrichment Time In My Enclosure.

always being kinda weird and on the outside of things and never really having close friends and then suddenly you meet someone who not only likes you but GETS you, like completely. and then together you make a whole community of weird little freaks so that the kids who were like you don't feel so alone.

ngl realizing that you are an otherworldly, limitless being in a human body is kinda gender euphoric.

Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.

"two sides of the same coin" this and "you're my destiny" that and "i use it for you, arthur. only for you." or whatever. more like the reason i'll never be normal again.

dan: yum yum i love ranch

dan: phil i was put on this earth by god for the sole purpose of finding you

Knowing the word glabella from pinof is the Dan and Phil equivalent of learning the word aglet from Phineas and Ferb. Is this anything

phamily photo

you don’t have a girlfriend then🙋❓💁🏼‍♀️ no ❌ not really my area 🗺️🚫 oh right 👀🤨 do you have a boyfriend 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ which is fine by the way ✅✅✅🙂‍↕️✅🌈❤️ i know it’s fine 🤨😶🫢🫥 🫠👀😶🧍🧍so you’ve got a boyfriend then ✅👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 no ❌🙅 right ➡️ okay 👌🏻 you’re unattached 🫵🏻❌💍 like me 🥰😅👀🫥 good 🙂‍↕️👌🏻

people are surprised dan and phil's fanbase consists of 99% lesbians because they used to be known as "those two hot british guys" but true dan and phil girlies know it has never been about thinking they're hot and it has always been about wishing we could put them in an aquarium and study their behavior

home alone, you know what that means…chicken fried rice w/ egg and @amazingphil on the big tv 😎