You Show Up To The Date And I Look At You Like This Wyd?

you know the drill

I used google translate for the italian part, sorry if it's an incorrect translation

"this is humiliating"

counting interactions on twitter

“That’s so slavic-core of you”

-my friend today

I said what I said

My friend’s new pet sugar gliders :)

Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard

The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)

I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing

flashbang!

1000 pipe bombs until you die

Phew good thing i had these anti pipe bomb gloves on

Hello my dears! I, Asmaa, ask you to support my campaign to help me reach my goal. 🙏 I am now in desperate need of your support to help me stay alive and safe. Gaza is a very dangerous place, both in terms of living standards and souls. I need your financial support so that I can get the basic needs of my family. Please help a family survive through your small donations or through your shares to others. And reblog. The campaign is going very slowly. 🙏🍉💔 This donation drive was verified by: @90-ghost

Hi! I am sorry that I am unable to donate, but I wish you the absolute best of luck💖

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

”my dog is hydrodynamic” - my friend

I am Totally Normal about this woman

spoiler, im not