Deleted Scene: *Boba Sneaking Onto The Razor Crest In Chapter 14 To Retrieve His Armor Only To Fall Flat

Headcanon: Boba has mellowed quite a lot with age and instead of being angry all the time he's now just walking around quietly amused by how fucking stupid everything is

Yes! I think so too!!

After the sarlacc, things are different.

But they’ve always been different, he’s starting to realize. It’s just before he couldn’t see the patterns, the way strings connected figures and players and events across the Galaxy, all of it some grand cosmic play for an audience he couldn’t begin to imagine. The sarlacc’s consciousness, millennia old, had writhed into his, and though the worm had left its tracks remained, altering his perceptions. The human scale is such a small one.

Boba watches the story play out, himself just another player, and sometimes it’s all he can do to keep from laughing. It doesn’t really matter anyway.

The freedom in that realization is astounding.

tl;dr anakin comes to like din and proceeds to embarrass his son shortly after

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@jasontoddiefor's new Jedi Traditions chapter mentioned Masters letting younglings sit in their laps during floating meditation and?? my crops are watered, skin cleared, food seasoned, a solid 11/10 in wholesomeness, would recommend

Sorry, I’m not up to date on the details of Star Wars outside the movies, but was R2-D2, like, Leia’s droid between the Prequels and the Original Trilogy? Whatever the case, I think I might need it to happen in a crack fic. 

Because I’ve suddenly imagined R2-D2 accompanying Leia to her Senate meetings. In reality, it would probably be very dangerous for R2 and Leia. But I think it would be perfect for a crack fic. 

Like, just imagine if Leia and R2 are just strolling around the halls of the Senate, with Leia ranting to R2 about something or other. And then bump into an older Senator by accident. And at first it’s all pleasantries and apologies, but then the older Senator takes one look at R2, turns a color that is not a good color for their people to turn, and then says in utter horror, “IT’S YOU!” 

Because surely there must be older Senators out there from before the Empire, who remember that horrible little nightmare droid who tailed those awful Jedi around and occasionally Senator Amidala. (Like, there must be people out there who witnessed R2 blow up a building or even straight-up kill someone.) 

And Leia’s like, “What? You know my droid?” 

And the Senator’s got a hand over their heart, both to soothe themselves and a little protectively, and says, “My dear, I couldn’t forget that thing if I was dead. That’s the little bastard who set me on fire! Granted, it was an accident and it saved Senator Amidala’s life again, but still. She was far too fond of it! That and that debonair Jedi it belonged to!” 

And Leia lights up immediately because oho, this is interesting. Meanwhile R2 is basically swearing up a storm trying to push her away. And the Senator has an expression on their face like, “Oh, damn, I shouldn’t have said that.” 

Anyway, Leia accidentally figures  out who her parents were because R2 is a memorable asshole that old politicians still see in their nightmares. 

For the Kid 

by far the stupidest idea 4 a comic ive ever had and that's saying a LOT coming from me <3

Yesterday's meme!!! Had a blast and a cackle drawing this one!! First panel from @incorrectmandalorian , the last two inspired by my own HC that the Kryze's only speak Mando'a ceremonially (and Old Republic Mando'a at that), and read only barely??

I HC that they see it as a class symbol more than a tenant of the Resol'nare they don't follow?? Big Colonizer Vibes 😬👌🏻

“Rain comes fast on Tatooine, without a cloud in the sky, she’ll release everything she has. I dont know when the tradition started, but eventually, the people followed suit. Life is hard here, but when it rains, for those few moments, we scream to the stars and then get back to living.”

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Rain and Life on Tatooine bc I like making up Tatooine culture stuff. Another bit - you can always tell when you start thinking of Tatooine has home - cus when it rains it just clicks. 

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share with us an Armorer headcanon please thank u

Just one???

I can’t do that. Have these.

The Armorer’s pronouns vary among their foundlings and the covert. They use all pronouns, so each person sort of lands on one or a few that feels right. Din calls them she/her, but freaks out when other people he knows call them that because that’s HIS set and people outside the covert don’t understand that; they just keep calling them his ‘mom.’ He is deeply offended on the Armorer’s behalf. They do not care that much.

The only exception to this is that when orders are given out, they want a ‘yes, sir’ and nothing less.

The Armorer has tried to poison Elder Vizsla (Paz’s grandparent) on no fewer than four occasions.

The Armorer is very close to their Second in Command, Eegang. Eegang reciprocates the closeness, but also is subject to some of the Armorer’s innermost thoughts, many of which make him check over his shoulders at least twice a day.

The Armorer only drinks clear liquor.

They love all of their children (including the estranged ones), but get along best with Din and Shimmol (their youngest daughter) because those two do such stupid and wild shit so seriously that it makes them laugh.

The Armorer’s sleep schedule is less of a schedule and more of a pile of hours with a label on them that says ‘sleep?’

They met Jango once. They were not impressed.

They only know about Jedi because they were once weirdly invested in Obi-Wan and Satine Kryze’s affairs as covered by Mandalorian tabloids.

They consider Grogu their grandchild.

They are interested in Luke and are trying to figure out if he is going to try to seduce Din into an affair (see: Obi-Wan and Satine Tabloid Stories).

They have already adopted Boba and Fennec without having met them.

This is what I have for now. I will ruminate on this further.