Screaming Sobbing Crying Over The Fact Tim Stoker Isn’t Real And I Can’t Fuck Him

PLEASE

if i had a nickel for every person grant o brien gave oral sex to in one night in 2012 i'd have fifty nickels. which is a lot. thats like $2.50. you could get a couple gumballs with that

ylfa snorgelsson meeting snow white and finding out the beast is a princess is such a gay moment. there are two wolves inside you: one has crushes on women and the other feels monstrous because it doesn't perform femininity in a way society approves of. they're both lesbians.

this is the most evil post on this website im not fucking kidding

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

me when i’m playing the left right game with my sister but she really wants to go to wintry bay

DNI Unless you answer my riddles three

I’m no longer safe here

Hi I got physically attacked the other day by a family member after he started a nasty screaming match (again) about trans people being rapists. He threw a bowl of hot food and a fork as hard as he could into the back of my head as I was leaving.

Since it’s reached physical violence, i’m no longer safe here, and I gotta get me and my cats out of here. I got some options, and once i’m settled somewhere I can find a new job, but I need help to get out first, so I set up a GFM.

Please donate or reblog if you can, I gotta get out asap.

We don’t talk about this Starbucks feminism enough.