I Find The Idea Of Putting John & Amanda In Just Normal Every Day Situations So Fucking Funny Like. Them

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

Almost started crying while listening to mag 119. Like holy fucking shit

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

tma fans be like "omg can't wait to listen to my comfort show" and then it's medical malpractice asmr

transmasc character of the day: YOU

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

You call it dermatillomania I call it a constant jane prentiss cosplay

if i had a nickel for every person grant o brien gave oral sex to in one night in 2012 i'd have fifty nickels. which is a lot. thats like $2.50. you could get a couple gumballs with that

It’s fun to think abt what could have happened if Walter White taught any other subject. Like Economics teacher Mr White is teaming up with Jesse who works customer service at a bank and they’re frauding the stock market. English Mr White is plagiarising poetry and publishing it under Jesse P. Inkman. Mr White the PE teacher obviously is pumping Jesse full of steroids so he can illegally win The Big Race. And Mr White from the art department? I’m sure I don’t need to say hentai

happy goo horse day