En Vrai, J'en Parlais Avec Ma Mère Devant Game Of Thrones Il Y A Quelques Jours, Je Lui Demandais "Tu

Okay, POSE ! 🫰✨️

Généralement je ne pleure pas devant les films/séries mais la j'ai fini comme ça sur mon canap' :

Moralité : ne jamais se croire invincible mdr.

Toujours surprise qu'il n'y ait jamais eu Foresti (elle est lyonnaise, la même génération que Astier, très pote avec M. Dux bellorum aka le chapon...). Sinon Agnès Jaoui a une grosse vibe Kaamelott je trouve. Kyan Khojandi semble évident, Edouard Baer aussi. On a jamais eu Rayane Bensetti non plus, alors que c'est le poulain de sa mère.

En me basant sur les 2 asterix d'animation (astier et chabat), on peut supposer récupérer Laurent Lafitte, Jérôme Commandeur, Gilles Lellouche ou Gregoire Ludig. Je vous laisse juger si c'est une bonne nouvelle ou pas.

Mine :

The Swan :

- Charlie : Mark Ruffalo or Sam Rockwell

- Renée : Anne Hathaway

- Bella : so hard... maybe Millie Bobby Brown ?

The Cullen :

- Esme : Jennifer Love Hewitt or Emilia Clarke

- Carlisle : Dan Stevens

- Rosalie : Margot Robbie or Ruby Rose

- Emmett : Kellan was really perfect but... Michael B Jordan or Ruan Guzmann

- Alice : Amanda Seyfried or Dove Cameron

- Jasper : Nicholas Hoult or Tom Payne

- Edward : Ty Simpkins

The Volturi :

- Marcus : Rodrigo Santoro (I know he's brazilian and it make no sense but he always seems so sad and nostalgic so Marcus)

- Caius : Aidan Turner

- Aro : Robert Carlyle

- Felix : Javier Bardem

- Demetri : Jacob Anderson

- Jane : Chloe Grace Moretz or Lily-Rose Depp

- Alec : Ben Hardy (of Chloe) or Timothée Chalamet (if Lily)

What do you think ? 😁

If you were asking to recast the main actors for twilight who would you choose ? Let say the Cullen and Volturi coven, the swan family and the high school kid. (I don't ask for the member of the pck because I don't know many other native actors and I don't want to choose non native people)

Euh, on a pas grandi dans le même version de notre pays alors parce que entre Monsieur (frère gay de Louis XIV), ou encore le chevalier d'Eon, Colette, George Sand... il y en a du queer dans l'histoire 😅

Dans les années 2000 , j'ai grandi en voyant passer la cage aux folles à la télé et le filp Chouchou est mon film préféré depuis que j'ai 8 ans. Plus tard j'ai vu Gazon Maudit et Pédale Douce avec plaisir.

À la télé, j'ai vu régulièrement des gens comme Magloire , Vincent Macdoom, Jean Paul Gaultier, Laurent Ruquier, Stephane Bern qui ne cachaielt pas leur queereness. La pièce ils s'aiment originellement avec Palmade et Laroque a été jouée avec Laroque et Robin sans que ça perturbe qui que ce soit qu'il s'agisse d'un couple de femme.

Les chansons troisième sexe, une femme avec une femme, comme ils disent ont toujours résonné à la radio !

Enfin bref ! On a de la chance d'être français.

Après qu'on est une culture fort queer et pourtant tant d'homophobes c'est toute la contradiction française !

J'ai également vu grandir la manif pour tous et vu la tv offrir la parole à des gens comme Christine Boutin ou Frigide Barjot. Des vannes lourdement homophobes font rire le grand public.

Les réseaux sont remplis de propos immondes envers diverses célébrités lgbtq+.

Il faut donc se réjouir de nos libertés et ne pas offrir aux cons l'attention qu'ils réclament !

Just thinking about how it was to grow up queer (and not knowing it yet) in France and it’s like. no celebrities or historical people were queer ever. or maybe they were but it’s not important. there is only one gay character in all French literature and it’s in a Balzac book and he’s a criminal. There are no other queer book (Source : dude trust us). Meanwhile mainstream radios play regularly Indochine’s hit track “Canary Bay” (about an island where lesbians live and have sex all day). Nobody mentions it. You are confused.

Have you other theories ?

How I see vampire physiology :

- Temperature :

It seems stupid to have vampires as cold as ice, because to maintain a frozen temperature, they would need a biological system dedicated to this only goal. And why ? Venom conservation ? If venom if active on human body it needs a human temperature for that so ... no need to be cold.

I think that vampire are cold because they are dead. So like every non-alive item they are as warm as the room they are in. That's why they can hold snow without melting it. But if you put them under a blanket whith someone human or in a hot tub they will have a rise of temperature.

- Skin as hard as stone :

I think their blood circulation is replaced by venom so if tissues are inpregnated by venom they will be slightly modified. So their skin is not hard as stone but it could be indestructible. If venom molecules form a mail/mesh inside the skin, it could still be moved by touch or follow movements but couldn't be pierced or tore apart. And it's that venom's mail that sparkle in the sun .One could pinch Alice's cheeks but wouldn't be able to stab her even whith a sharp knife. Like the sand on the beach, you can push slowly your arm under the sand but if you stab it with your finger you will risk a visit to the hospital.

- Why drinking blood ?

If they have a need to drink it then blood have an utility within their organisms, I think venom replace blood in their blood circulation and that's why their heart doesn’t beat but the other circulatory system still function but slightly differently. Their eyes are still humid to facilitate the movements BUT they don't have tears (it exist only to protect the eyes and theirs aren't as vulnerable as human eyes) inside are still wet too to maintain the possibility of movements (if your organs weren't humid, your abdomen would be impossible to move). Ears and eyes have their liquid replace by venom and that could explain the amelioration of senses.

For that I think blood is necessary to bring essential elements : water for the organism different systems and molecules like hemoglobin, needed to synthetize venom.

- The golden eye color for vegetarian vampire :

Science cannot explain this, Smeyer wanted a physical difference between "good" and "bad" vampires. But it brings a good aesthetic so ... let's keep it 😁

Tell me what do you think !

Just finished AOS and I couldn't wait to read fics about my favorite ship aka May × Daisy and I am so disappointed ! 😭 Like, almost nothing ! Was I the only one to think they would ve great together and to see great chemistry between them ? Especially in the first seasons, toward the end the ship Coulson x May kinda destroyed it, it was still cute but changed the dynamic of the team.

Fact time : the place where they had the Metal/Marie Antoinette scene is the Conciergerie, which was a prison where a lot of people were detained in horrible conditions. One of its most famous prisonners was... Marie Antoinette, who lived her last days there before being brought to the gallows.

The blood spraying out of the Conciergerie symbolised (for me) all the deaths linked to this-still very interesting- place.

an incomplete list of some Things that happened in the olympic opening ceremony

Both Lady Gaga and Celine Dion gave performances

Three teenagers got lost in the catacombs with the olympic flame and got saved by the phantom of the opera

a ménage à trois

20 different pink clad marie antoinettes holding their own chopped off heads watched a metal concert

Dionysius showed up to preach about sobriety??

a guy dressed as Napoleon did BMX tricks

the peace flag was carried by this horsewoman of the apocalypse

The phantom of the opera did parkour. a lot of parkour

3 seperate pianos were rained on

One was on fire

The on fire piano was involved in a very sincere rendition of John Lennon's Imagine

They never actually explained the phantom of the opera bit? I was really expecting him to look different

The minions stole the mona lisa

Are the minions french???

A french man in red white and blue played the accordion while wearing a beret

In conclusion: excellent entertainment, excellent showing off, good luck america trying to top this

‘I know, bud…

I wouldn’t leave you either.’

Honestly she's gorgeous and plays Rosalie wonderfully but (I know it's stupid) she's not a real blonde and it shows... it's not the case for every brown-haired woman but in her case she's so meant to have that hair color and she's so more beautiful with her real hair ! In the book Rose was always describe as a blonde model cliché and Nikki is not that kind of gal 😅

I think I see more someone like Margot Robbie in the role (or a young Adriana Karembeu for those who know her) 🤔 like an physic of a playboy first page but a sweet person inside ^^

NIKKI REED WAS A GREAT ROSALIE HALE AND I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS

I just watched the baseball scene on my phone and now every white screen seems red... someone help me Catherine Hardwicke broke my eyes !!! 😵