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I would like to propose a buddy comedy action flick with Steve Nedoroscik and Yusuf Dikec go on a road trip to retrieve Yusuf’s dog. There are high octane chase scenes, vaulting over obstacles, shootouts, and somehow friendship. Yusuf drives, Steve sleeps. Cameos from Anthony Ammirati and more. I just want to see more of them after the Olympics.
watching the Olympics opening ceremony rn and there was a polyamorous couple and a bunch of gay people and my parents were uncomfortable and i’m over here like:
yes, you go! be gay! go slay! we love you guys!
Things that turn a fanyu on TO THE MAAAAX (part one)
*clicks tongue*
~DUN DUN~
*snorts*
I will die on this hill
Yuzuru Hanyu logic in a nutshell:
Yuzu, I love you, but sometimes you’re a bit confusing..
it’s the same thing every damn time
Yuzuru Hanyu @ jnats 2021:
the fs 2021-22 season in a nutshell:
let’s be real:
the russian test skates were very much of a mess.
No Ladybug and Cat Noir? Lame.
Our women at the top of the podium!!!
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Teresa Maria (Temari) is ours, sorry not sorry🇧🇷🇧🇷
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Thank you my friend for being a supporter for people who badly need you. you can help the families of Gaza by either donating whatever you can or by sharing my gfm campaign link, don't leave us alone in this dire time. we need your support to ease our pain.
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Wake up babe, a new olympics character just dropped out.
Never felt less patriotic than when Simone Bills and Ilona Maher show up on my screen. I mean, they're everything. What do you mean I'm supposed to cheer for my own country ?
Thank you all for your jokes about the opening ceremony. My family thinks I'm exceptionally funny tonight. Great teamwork.
My favorite part of the Olympics opening ceremony was watching all the racist and homophobic French politicians choking on social media with rage. "Pas ma France" my ass, you can all go fuck yourselves.
Justice for v.phogat.
She protested against the government in 2023. She competed in the 48kg, 50kg and 53kg categories in various games. She's the first Indian woman wrestler to secure gold in Asian games and Commonwealth games. She was the first Indian woman to qualify for Olympic wrestling finals.
She beat a world champion this year. She lost 1.5 kilograms in a night. She overexerted herself.
She was disqualified for being 100g overweight.....
Did she deserve this?
Fact time : the place where they had the Metal/Marie Antoinette scene is the Conciergerie, which was a prison where a lot of people were detained in horrible conditions. One of its most famous prisonners was... Marie Antoinette, who lived her last days there before being brought to the gallows.
The blood spraying out of the Conciergerie symbolised (for me) all the deaths linked to this-still very interesting- place.
an incomplete list of some Things that happened in the olympic opening ceremony
Both Lady Gaga and Celine Dion gave performances
Three teenagers got lost in the catacombs with the olympic flame and got saved by the phantom of the opera
a ménage à trois
20 different pink clad marie antoinettes holding their own chopped off heads watched a metal concert
Dionysius showed up to preach about sobriety??
a guy dressed as Napoleon did BMX tricks
the peace flag was carried by this horsewoman of the apocalypse
The phantom of the opera did parkour. a lot of parkour
3 seperate pianos were rained on
One was on fire
The on fire piano was involved in a very sincere rendition of John Lennon's Imagine
They never actually explained the phantom of the opera bit? I was really expecting him to look different
The minions stole the mona lisa
Are the minions french???
A french man in red white and blue played the accordion while wearing a beret
In conclusion: excellent entertainment, excellent showing off, good luck america trying to top this
I haven’t seen anything on tumblr about Chris Mosier? He’s the first american transgender athlete in the olympics which is pretty momentous ya know?
I’m so glad that, when all my friends and enemies have disappointed me, Mr. President of the fast food secrets club won’t.
if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you
Japan playing the Haikyuu!! theme song after beating Argentina in volleyball is so iconic