Hello Turtle Community !

J'ai été voir Les Trois Mousquetaires : Milady et Eva Green en Milady de Winter hante mon esprit depuis.

C'était déjà la cas avec Dark Shadows, Penny Dreadful, 300 mais là... 🤯🥵💀

Après avoir été étonnée de l'apparition de la sœur de Leodagan dans KV1 alors qu'on en avait jamais entendu parlé, je viens de voir qu'elle est évoquée dans l'épisode 2 du livre III "le magnanime" !!!

Guenievre dit : "mon père passe une semaine chez ma tatie en carmelide à picoler et bouffer et quand il revient, on peut plus le tenir !"

For the rhyme I would rather say François in Illinois (even if I know that in US you pronouce it "Illinoy") or François in Iowa ! But it's so funny !

"WTF is that ?! Cheese ? No it's not !"

" I'm sorry but an hour drive is not a short drive."

" You cannot have a beer ? But you’re 19 ! You have a gun and a 100k $ student loan but you aren’t responsible enough to drink alcohol ? "

"Why is everybody telling me "Omelette du fromage" it's "AU fromage" ?!"

"Isn't it weird that the president make his serment over the bible ? And singing religious song like Amazing grace before football ?"

I will stop there but the clash between USA and France would be so violent 😂

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

nothing makes me cry like the embankment tube station voiceover story !!! nothing !!!!!!!

If it has to be food... coq au vin (roister cooked in red wine).

In general : wine 🤢

hey rb and tag a food from your culture that everyone loves but you hate

En vrai, j'en parlais avec ma mère devant game of thrones il y a quelques jours, je lui demandais "Tu crois que Varys il est plus savoureux ?" Et on en a déduit que oui, parce que il y a une différence entre le boeuf et le taureau, le chapon et le coq... donc par déduction, l'eunuque est savoureux 😂

Kaamelott, Livre I, Eunuques et chauds lapins

Midnight Sun via the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter Four

Later that night:

Hi, I submit C and M for leters and Rosalie/Bella for pairing (I'm sure they can be as sweet as Carlisle and Esme ;) )

C. A moment’s respite / M. When it rains/snows/storms

Oh this reminds me of A Rose By Any Other Name on Ao3 which I ADORE!

The glass doors that made up the side of the southern wall were open, letting the noise of the rain fill the house. Rosalie liked the rain here. She liked to watch it fall outside, to watch the drops as they hit the ground, billions of them as far as the eye could see. It was cosy inside. She leaned back on the sofa, Bella in her arms. Her fingers wove through brown hair. 

“I remember the first time I saw you in the rain,” she said quietly. Bella shifted between her thighs and rolled over so they were lying chest to chest, face to face. 

“Oh?” 

Rosalie smiled. “You smelled so good. I’d never smelled anyone so good.”

Bella buried her face into Rosalie’s neck and kissed her skin gently. “Do I smell bad now in comparison?” 

“Not at all. Less edible, though.” 

Bella laughed and sat up, straddling her wife. Her marble skin was still soft under Rosalie’s hands. “Less breakable, too. We could still catch up with the others if you want to play baseball.”

“I don’t. I want to stay here with you. We don’t get the house to ourselves often.”

“No, we don’t,” Bella agreed. She ran her hands up Rosalie’s chest and traced the skin at her throat. “It’s nice. I love our house, but this house feels like home, too.” 

Rosalie’s muscles tensed at Bella’s light touch and her lips parted. “It does. I like that it smells like everyone.” 

“Except me? Because I smell so different?” Bella teased. 

She laughed lightly and ran her hands over Bella’s waist. Carefully, she pulled at her shirt and slipped her fingers under the fabric to trace her skin. “You still smell like you. Just... more vampiric.” 

Bella’s breath hitched when Rosalie’s hand splayed on her back and traced down her spine. “Do I taste the same?” 

“No. Of course not.”

“Bad change?” 

Leaning up, Rosalie pressed a slow and deliberate kiss on her wife’s lips. “No,” she whispered against her mouth. “Better. I love your new taste. It makes me want you more than ever.” 

“I thought you wanted nothing more than my blood?” Bella asked, her voice wavering when Rosalie’s tongue traced her jaw up to her ear. 

Rosalie gently bit her lobe. “I’ll only admit this to you, but I was wrong. And I’m glad to be wrong. I want you more now as my wife than I ever did any other way.” 

Laughter filled the room when Rosalie squeezed her sides and span Bella onto her back on the sofa. It echoed through the house and into the garden through the open doors. 

“I still can’t believe it,” she breathed. Rosalie pushed up her shirt and pulled her body up to press it against her own as her kisses found their place at the sensitive spot just under her ear. Bella shivered. “Your wife. Your vampire bride.”

Rosalie’s kisses broke off as she laughed and pressed her forehead against Bella’s temple. “I’m trying to seduce you and you say that? That’s not half as alluring as you think it is!”

Bella wrapped her arms around Rosalie’s neck and laughed with her. “I’m sorry! Go on, keep trying to seduce me, I won’t say anything else. Keep going!” Rosalie’s kisses continued and Bella sighed. “Look at us. Mrs and Mrs Dracula.”

“For God’s sake, Bella!”

They both laughed loudly but when Rosalie tore Bella’s shirt free from her teeth much she didn’t feel much like joking anymore. 

"Y'a plus rien qui tient debout, même Kaamelott, y a des lézardes au plafond, la baraque menace de nous tomber sur la gueule." Leodagan

Après avoir vu le film, ça sonne autrement ce moment du livre V 😳

En direct du ciné concert et dans la salle j'ai déjà repéré le roi burgonde, le hun (Bo Gaultier de Kermoal) et LA REINE !!!