I was thinking it would be funny if during one of those hear me out cake videos a group of dudes pranked their homie and every single person put for every single hear me out, the dudes dad and now I can’t stop thinking about it as the party
All: this is our hear me out cake
Lucas: hear me out *puts a picture of Sheila the Thief from the dungeons and dragons 80s cartoon*
Will: hear me out *puts a picture of Lucas’s dad*
Lucas: is that my dad??
Will: *shrugs*
Mike: Hear me out *puts a different picture of Lucas’s dad*
Lucas: what the hell guys
El: hear me out *puts a third picture of Lucas’s dad*
Lucas: what is wrong with you! Did you take that picture from my house?
Dustin: hear me out *places a fourth picture of Lucas’s dad*
Lucas: everyone stop putting my dad! *Sees it’s Max’s turn next* max, max I swear to god if you put my father, we are breaking up, I will never forgive you
Max: Lucas don’t be weird, I’m not going to put your dad
Max: *sticks a picture of Lucas’s mom on the cake*
Life is 60% more copeable with random unhinged affirmations
these are all me btw
via schulzmuseum
Sometimes you spend the money you were saving for a new tattoo on handmade corsets because they were on sale and they are cheaper than a functional medical back brace but work about the same for you.
Sometimes you need to find ways to deal with your own medical issues because shit sucks and buying pretty corsets works for me.
And sometimes you get to walk up to your friend group welding your wizard staff (cane) and say "Whats up sluts, guess who just spent over 400$ on corsets"
not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?
I am the fem that will do this lmao 😘💋
me when femmes. when they um. when femmes um. when they like… yeah. femmes.
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Howdy femmes ;)
They should invent hair pulling that doesn't remove hair
Never really studied the female body
Gay femme girl obsessed with pink, astrology, music and anything sapphic 🦀♋️🏳️🌈🩷🍒🩸Men and anyone not 14-19 dni❗️
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